Transmigrating into a 90’s Cat, I Want to Work for My Home Country

Wang Peng and Old Second Bai were both completely disheartened[1]; they were so aggrieved that they wanted to blow up.

All the blood in their bodies rushed to their head, and they stared at the cat that was idly wagging its tail on Guo Chao Ming’s shoulder with reddish, resentful eyes, their gazes were very direct, and they was so gloomy that it made people feel chilled.

“It’s you again!”

“Why’s it you again!” Old Second Bai was practically about to fall apart, no, he was already falling apart!

He hated that he could not skin alive this damned and meddlesome cat!

Why, why does it always ruin our good matters?!

Wang Peng and Old Second Bai directly ignored the other police and the leading Guo Chao Ming, their hate value on Bai Xia Xia was filled to the brim.

Guo Chao Ming: “???”

I lead the people to chase until here, I lead the people to charge in, and I lead the people to catch them.

Then, I’m being ignored? Neglected?

Guo Chao Ming: Do I have no honor? To not be able to compare to a cat, how can I endure this!

Wang Peng, these two guys, are only wholeheartedly staring at the cat, regarding me as nothing.

This is simply what you call, uncle can take it, but auntie can’t.

Comrade Guo was very angry.

Bai Xia Xia’s claw poked open the bubble on top of Guo Chao Ming’s head: “Guo Chao Ming’s insignificant small worry: Increase my presence, fill up the hate value, at least, it should be better than that cat!”

“Upon quest completion, 10 achievement points will be received.”

Bai Xia Xia: “???”

The cat was a bit baffled: Could it be that I’ve been a cat for too long, that I already can’t catch up to the ideology of humans now?

No, it’s Guo Chao Ming, this guy, who’s not normal.

The cat’s left eye was emerald, its right eye was azure, and they were like the clearest lake and sky between heaven and earth. With its head tilted, both of its two ears had very long white fur growing out from it, which extended out from inside the ear curvingly.

So cute.

The cat diligently pondered, then lifted its paw towards Wang Peng and Old Second Bai, and then pointed its claw at Guo Chao Ming: “He, main culprit, I, innocent kitty.”

“You two fools, even if you stare at Cat, you won’t be as beautiful and smart as Cat! Cat’s very obedient, and it only smelled the scent. You two blockheads, don’t get your target of hate wrong ah!” I’m only a weak, trashy kitty that wants to sit down and eat and wait to die.

The cat lifted its paw, and Guo Chao Ming conveniently pinched it twice.

One human and one cat successfully angered Wang Peng and Old Second Bai until smoke rose from their foreheads: “You damned cat, why did you target us?! When did we offend you, to be harmed by you!”

What sins did we commit? There are so many people who do smuggling under the heavens, why did this cat insist on catching us, this specific sheep?

Old Second Bai was so wronged that he wanted to cry, he stomped his feet in grievance: “Talk, talk ah!”

“When did we ever offend you, so that I may die clearly…”

The air was suddenly silent, and everyone stared at the cat that was waving its tail.

Looking at the outlaws that were crying with snot running down their faces and that had been forced into crumbling apart, then glancing at the domestic cat that was curled up on Guo Chao Ming’s neck like a scarf.

One side: Psychological breakdown, sorrowful.

One side: Innocently at a loss, harmlessly cute.

Bai Xia Xia felt that the gazes that the team members around her used to look at her were weird, glowing with a strange light. With its cat paws on top of Guo Chao Ming’s head, the kitty pressed on his head and waved its paws, “Cat is cute, cat didn’t do anything.”

The Persian cat indignantly waved its paw at Old Second Bai through the air, with a look of having been wronged. It was vivid and cute, as if it was saying: “You can’t slander Cat!”

So cute that heads would fall off!

Guo Chao Ming clutched down the cat that was impudently causing a ruckus on top of his head, then viciously hit its butt: “Wait quietly!”

“Meow~”

Team members: Sniff, sniff, sniff, this cat is too smart, too cute, and looks like it understands humans… and it was this cat who brought us here just now.

It’s more intelligent than the military dogs in the sub-bureau.

“Police big bro, you definitely got it wrong! I’m a law-abiding good citizen ah! I definitely haven’t done any bad things, if you don’t believe me, search through my house! I’ve lived here for seven to eight years already, and I’ve never done any cruel and illegal things…” The bald man was trembling with fear, and his fierce-looking face somehow managed to squeeze out horror and fear, however, it made him look even more frightening.

The flesh on his face quivered, and he waved his hand without stop and also retreated: “By all means, don’t wrongly accuse a good person, police need evidence to apprehend someone, I haven’t committed a crime, you can’t apprehend me!”

“Hold your head with two hands, don’t move.” Tonight, Xiao Fang was part of the fire brigade. However, everywhere was up in flames, and he wasn’t able to extinguish any place; in this moment, even the way he talked carried a strong scent of gunpowder, and with a black muzzle aimed straight at the temple of the bald man, he sneered: “You’re hanging out with two outlaws, joking together in the middle of the night, and you still say that you’re a law-abiding good citizen?”

Bai Xia Xia’s nose moved; she did not care to keep acting like an innocent kitty to provoke the two unlucky guys anymore.

— —Eh, to encounter I, Sherlock Holmes cat, consider yourselves unlucky.

The fluffy snow-white tail curled up around Guo Chao Ming’s neck, and the whole cat scuttled up to his back, then, with its white cat paws hooking onto his lapel, a very small cat head extended out from his neck area: “He has a gun.”

Bai Xia Xia poked out a sharp claw, then used a strength that was light and would not scratch hurt Guo Chao Ming to draw across his neck.

The change happened in an instant, in the exact moment when the bald man with two hands holding his head was squatting down, the veins in his left arm protruded, and almost at the same time, he and Wang Peng overturned the big wooden table.

It pounded towards the police right across like pelting[2] rain.

“F*ck you, Old Second Bai, laozi’ll die because of you!” The bald man’s hands were pressing on his trouser pockets, then turned his body to charge towards the wall.

He was not afraid of the guns in the police’s hands at all.

By interacting with them all time, Old Second Bai and them all understood clearly in their hearts, unless they had no other choice, the police would not fire, and at most, they would give a warning by shooting at the sky.

Now, since they had not clarified the bald man’s identity and past records, Xiao Fang still harbored misgivings; at most, he would shoot and injure the bald man to solve the matter, but he would not take his life.

Because of that, this guy did not have an ounce of fear, I won’t lose my life either way, if I can escape, then I’ll run, if I don’t get away, I’ll only be caught back.

The bald man had just run two steps, when a strong and thick hand landed on his shoulder.

Translator’s comments:

Dun dun dun…

Translator’s notes:

[1] Idiomatic expression ‘万念俱灰 (wàn niàn jù huī)’: lit. translation: ‘all hope turns to ashes’. It means ‘disheartening’.

[2] Idiomatic expression ‘劈头盖脸 (pī tóu gài liǎn)’: lit. translation: ‘splitting the head and covering the face’. It means ‘pelting something’.