Chapter 3 (The Three Stooges)

Di Xingchen, who was unaware of the event, went back to his room, pulled out a pen and paper and wrote down the names of the seven guests.

Yan Zhi, male 3, did not come, and he also wrote on it.

A high-flying, popular and powerful man anyway.

Blue left and red right, written in two rows.

If he had known he would wear into this novel, he would have caught up with the whole thing.

On the importance of finishing a novel.

Who and who will be the final CP?

Yan Zhi is from Longma, not a pair of N’s, right?

A pair of N’s placed in jjwxc is pulling a negative presence, placed in Longma, that’s Modo Modo.

Di Xingchen took a good look at the guests.

Well, it seems like these guys would go well with a random line.

For example, Duan Yihua, with its elegant and dignified style, matches Huo Cheng, who is tall and powerful, in keeping with the traditional aesthetic.

Paired with the cool and handsome Pei Xu, the warm-hearted older brother and the dark wolfdog, they also go well together.

Another example is Hu Ying, the most beautiful woman, with Huo Cheng, which is a fierce attacker with a fiery beauty.

Even better with Pei Xu, a demon with an iceberg, one hot and one cold, the sexual tension is straightforward.

But the synopsis of Red and Blue Signals says it’s a 10,000-person fanfic.

Whether it’s jjwxc, Qidian or the Flower family, the 10,000 fans are a long-running theme.

A one-on-one four-way tie and a couple of snatch-and-grab fixes is what makes YADS!

So the question is, who is the sultry and mature Duan Yihua, the sultry and hot Hu Ying, the innocent and intellectual Lin Qingning, and the shy and cute Wen Nuo, who is the one being courted by the three male leads?

In the small living room on the first floor, the four guests from the red side have also just finished receiving their single pick and are gathered together for a chat.

This was requested by the programme team, who wanted the four of them to get together and discuss the three male guests on the blue side.

” Pei Xu is so handsome.” Wen Nuo laughs.

“But he’s very difficult to get along with in person.” Lin Qingning had known Pei Xu before, and at the mention of Pei Xu, he shakes his head as if remembering something, holding up his glasses.

“You came late, I was the second one to come, at that time there was Pei Xu one, after greeting we two did not talk, I have read the news before, everyone said he has a big temper, it is difficult to get along, plus he also does not take the initiative to chat, always there to read the stock information, I also dare not speak, afraid he ignored me, so we two just sit to Hu Ying So we just sat in Hu Ying.” Duan Yihua said.

“As handsome as his face is, so is his temper!” Hu Ying comments.

Pop-up: [Looks like people’s eyes are still shining.

[After all, they’re all high rollers and there’s no shortage of men, so there’s really no need to rush.

[I’m glad that the red boys are so bright, but is there really no one brave enough to take Pei Xu’s demon? I really don’t like his crazy look!

Lin Qingning, who is related to Pei Xu’s aunt Zhou Lan, immediately changed the subject and said, “But Huo Cheng has a great personality.”

“Yeah, and he’s so handsome and manly.”

“Di Xingchen seems to have a good personality too, and in terms of good looks, he’s the best looking, right? He’s a good size too, probably 183.”

“He’s so pretty when he smiles, he has like stars in his eyes. It’s just so pretty, it feels more like sisterhood.” Hu Ying ruffled his hair back a little, his harsh, slender eyebrows raised, “I can’t accept that my date is better looking than me anyway.”

“You still look the best.” Wen Nuo complimented.

In terms of looks, Hu Ying and Di Xingchen are the top two of their group. Hu Ying is gorgeous, like an adrenaline-pumping red, while Di Xingchen is like the jewel Xingchen, whose brilliance cannot be concealed even by his deliberate understatement.

In the end, they came to the unanimous conclusion that of the three male guests on the blue side, the one with the worst reputation was Pei Xu, who was too cold and had too bad a face.

The best reputation is that of Di Xingchen, who ranks first in looks and personality combined.

Huo Cheng is also very nice, brown and straight, and a real insider’s dish.

But if you can only choose one heartthrob today ……

Everyone chooses Pei Xu.

Huo Cheng is also taking single pickings.

The crew came up to help him adjust the light board and he sat on a high stool and looked into the camera, “Is that it?”

“Slightly off to the left …… right.”

Everything is ready for the single picking to begin.

Compared to Pei Xu, Huo Cheng has a much better personality and is very cooperative.

“Having met most of the guests today, who were you more impressed with?”

“Impressive ……” Huo Cheng thought for a moment, “Everyone looks good, no distinction …… ”

“Got to say one.”

” Di Xingchen bar.”

Programmer: “…… Why?”

“I feel like he’s so small, how old is he? Is he eighteen?”

“If you can be on our show, then you must be an adult.” The show’s crew returned.

“Oh .” Huo Cheng says, “I instantly felt like an older man when I was with him, he looked so small and smelled like milk.”

“…… is it?”

“Yes, I got close enough to smell it when I was helping him carry his luggage.”

“……”

Huo Cheng : “I mean it.”

“Will there really be a creamy man?” The staff member across the room asked.

“Yes, my ex-boyfriend is, he’s twenty-five and he still smells like milk.” A young lady said.

“This doesn’t seem to have anything to do with age, I’ve heard that some people just come with this scent.” The photographer next to me interjected, “Some men just have it even when they are older, when I was in college we had a guy in our dorm who had it and we all liked to hug him and smell it, it smelled so clean.”

” Di Xingchen just looks so white and delicious, like a little titty dog.”

“Ahem, I said are you guys getting off topic?” The director asked angrily through his headset.

Di Xingchen sneezes.

He changed his clothes and came out of the room.

Everyone was still in their rooms and he had nowhere else to go, so he skipped around the living room by himself and ended up in the kitchen.

This will be his most important battleground. Of the eight guests, he is the only one who knows how to cook, and he will be “sweating the most” during the whole recording.

That’s great, he’s streaming here and the other guests are streaming in the bedroom.

In the real world, you can’t even kiss until the final confession, but this is a novel, so it’s not impossible to have sex in the room behind the camera’s back, right?

It’s quite exciting to think that this kind of scenario could only happen in fiction.

At least the strong kiss was definitely there, he had seen the drama in the comments section in the first place.

Thinking of the spoilers in the comments section, he remembered the “classic lines” that a bunch of people in the comments section swiped during the climactic part of the article’s late scene.

How to say it.

Oh, “I’d fucking love to fuck you up, believe it or not.”

Small yellow face.

Di Xingchen opened the fridge and found nothing but milk and mineral water provided by the sponsors.

“Do you know how to cook?”

He glanced back at the sound of his voice and it was Huo Cheng.

Huo Cheng also changed into a casual outfit, his white t-shirt couldn’t even cover his muscular body and he looked long and masculine.

“I’ll do a bit.” Di Xingchen says understatedly, “But there’s nothing in the fridge, do we have to go to the supermarket?”

Grocery shopping at the supermarket has always been a classic romance sequence in romance variety texts.

As with cooking, there’s a lot to learn about who goes to the supermarket with whom.

Many of the famous scenes of romance and variety take place while shopping in the supermarket, which is a pink bubble maker.

Di Xingchen immediately called Duan Yihua and the others down as well.

Huo Cheng then asked them which one of them wanted to go to the supermarket with him.

True to form, he is the most promising Qidian male lead, the proactive type.

Di Xingchen looks to the other four guests with great anticipation.

But just then, Pei Xu came out of the room.

The eyes of the four guests were immediately drawn to him.

Even Hu Ying, the most unrestrained of the bunch, gave his long hair a restrained toss.

Ah, the famous scene where a few like one!

That’s when the crew is sure to give each guest a close-up of their face, a quick shot of their micro-expressions!

Di Xingchen and the netizens are almost in sync.

[Sure enough, everyone was just disgusted with Pei Xu, but when he came out, they all peeked at him.

[Heh, men, the mouth is too straight and the heart is not!

[My sixth brother is not here yet, and Pei Xu is really the most outstanding of the blue guests, so it’s not surprising that I like him, but I feel sorry for Huo Cheng, who is so proactive.

[It would be embarrassing if no one was there].

Di Xingchen also felt that it would be awkward if no one answered.

But Hu Ying and the others didn’t seem too keen to go.

Understandably, they wanted to accompany Pei Xu.

This bogeyman.

“Does anyone want to go to the supermarket?” Huo Cheng asked again with a smile.

Looks like it’s time to follow the plot honestly.

It was time for him, the instrumentalist, to make his appearance.

In the original, he and Duan Yihua were the ones who accompanied Huo Cheng to the supermarket.

“I’ll go then.” Di Xingchen said.

Pei Xu suddenly spoke up, “I need to buy something, one piece.”

Not only Di Xingchen but also several other guests were frozen in their tracks.

That’s not the same as what was written in the original.

When they saw that Pei Xu was going, a few other people looked different, but it was too awkward to go to the supermarket to buy groceries with a bunch of people there.

The oldest brother, Duan Yihua, took the initiative and asked, “How many things do we need to buy, and the three of you will be enough?”

“I could have gone without.” Immediately Di Xingchen said, “Do any of you want to go?”

“Aren’t we going to buy food?” Huo Cheng said, “Why don’t we pick someone who can cook?”

Di Xingchen : “……”

There is a reason why Huo Cheng is not very popular.

“I don’t know how to cook.” Hu Ying says.

It’s not just that he won’t.

None of these rich kids have ever cooked. He looks to Duan Yihua, who also shakes his head.

Lin Qingning said, “I can cook noodles.”

“I’ll have a Qidian often, scrambled eggs with tomatoes or something.” Wen Nuo says.

It must go without saying that Pei Xu has probably never even been in a kitchen.

Everyone looks at Di Xingchen.

Di Xingchen says: “I will ……”

This he could not hide, he was responsible for cooking behind him.

Huo Cheng said, “Then it’s really up to you in the future.”

Di Xingchen : Okay, I guess.

Everyone reported their favourite dishes, except for Pei Xu, who didn’t say anything and only put his hands in his pockets, like a spectator.

Wen Nuo whispered, ” Pei Xu , do you have any dish you want to eat?”

“Whatever, I’ll do it.” Pei Xu returns.

He is the most uninteresting person, deadly dull and perfunctory.

Pei Xu was already heading out the door when Huo Cheng said to Di Xingchen, “Let’s go.”

The two of them changed their shoes in the entrance, and Di Xingchen was so close to Huo Cheng and Pei Xu, two handsome men, that he could feel their body heat radiating from their bodies.

The room and their scent were so intertwined that it was like a dream.

It’s an amazing feeling that the top dudes that only existed in the secondary genre are now vibrant and within reach.

He retied his shoelaces and glanced back, only to see Wen Nuo looking sweetly at him.

There also seems to be some inexplicable excitement in the eyes.

What’s going on in your little brain, this cp fiend?

Huo Cheng asked, “Who’s driving?”

“I don’t have a car.” Di Xingchen said busily, turning back.

“I’ll drive.” Pei Xu took the car keys.

When they came out, they both waited for Pei Xu at the gate. Huo Cheng took one look at their follow-up shots and, probably thinking he had something to say and couldn’t let the camera do the job, said, “I heard it’s going to rain in a couple of days.”

Di Xingchen glanced up at the sky, wearing a black T-shirt, with a curved nose and thin lips and obsidian eyes reflecting the sunlight.

“You look so young.” Huo Cheng asked, “Are you a student?”

Di Xingchen nods a little.

“Of the eight of us, you and Wen Nuo are the most secretive and have very little information, and I reckon he’s a student too.” Huo Cheng says.

Just as he spoke, he saw a black Maybach drive slowly by.

Pei Xu was driving and it would obviously have been rude for them both to sit in the back.

Di Xingchen intends to sit in the back.

The two sitting in front are more likely to communicate, and the two male protagonists together are certainly more effective than he is.

He was just about to pull the back door when Huo Cheng said, rather patronisingly, “You can sit up front.”

Di Xingchen watched Huo Cheng get into the car before coming back to the front and pulling open the door to sit in the passenger seat.

“The seat belt.” Pei Xu said.

“Oh.” Di Xingchen hurriedly put on his seat belt.

The car smelled faintly of cold mint, which was nice. Di Xingchen glances out of the window and sees only his own slightly raised phoenix eyes.

Pop-ups: [Dumbfounded, as a love variety, the first time I went out to buy groceries, it was actually three blue male guests together, this is the first time in the world, right?

[That is, what can three 1s do?

[Truth be told, with three 1s, there’s plenty to do.]

[Ah, why did I think of sandwich biscuits, I’m not right!