Why Do I Wake up as a Cheater Every Time?

The inside of the car was quiet, as Jiang Xuan’s words ‘My insides feel as if they’ve been tormented’ instantly created a strange and quiet atmosphere. To put it simply, it felt really gay.

If Qin Yuyang was a young boy who had not experienced the world, there was a 99% chance that he would’ve asked him, “Why?” 

Unfortunately for Jiang Xuan, Qin Yuyang was not a young boy. He was an old and experienced driver who had traveled around the world and seen countless people. He had long since calmed down. 

“That’s why I said you are different.” Jiang Xuan sighed, pulling on the button that he had fastened a while back unbearably as if he was in a bad mood.

“Do you think anyone would like being called like that?” Qin Yuyang said to him, “It might seem flattering to you but what about others?” 

This person’s prince disease1narcissistic, arrogant was too severe, who could bear it? 

No wonder Shao Fei said that Jiang Xuan’s personality was a bit pretentious. 

“No.” Jiang Xuan said, “I didn’t mean it in that way…” He just felt that the man next to him was hard to get close to and those polite and thoughtful greetings he gave others were superficial and not sincere if he were to treat Qin Yuyang the same way.

Of course, Jiang Xuan knew that seriously talking about their matter in their current situation was an extravagant hope.

“Then what do you mean?” Qin Yuyang raised his eyebrows and asked, ‘Wasn’t it just a joke? Who isn’t able to take a joke?’

“I want to be friends with you, the kind that can share heart-to-heart matters.” Jiang Xuan said, feeling complicated in his heart. He didn’t want to act as a straight man.

But the man next to him forced him to act straight.

“…” What an unexpected development.

How should Qin Yuyang put it, when he first saw the son of his mother’s friend he drew a line in their relationship and hoped to get along with the other person politely. 

He is used to being domineering and has always acted according to his own wishes.

If he doesn’t loosen himself up, there is no way for other people to get close to him.

“Are you sure that you just want to be friends?” 

The boy twitched the corners of his mouth and said slowly, “It depends on you.” 

Qin Yuyang gave him a stiff smile and after a while asked, “Doesn’t your conscience hurt?”

Jiang Xuan rubbed his chest and said, “Like I said just now, I feel tormented from the inside.” He took a deep breath, “How do you know how it will end if you don’t try?”

Anyways, they’re both young. Many things are uncertain and experiencing something new doesn’t really mean anything.

“Have you talked about being in a relationship with someone before?” Qin Yuyang could smell how green2Young he was.

“I had talked to a girl for a while.” After thinking about it for a moment, Jiang Xuan answered truthfully.

“Since you can talk with girls, why don’t you try it with them?” If he really stepped into this circle, he might not be able to go out, let alone stepping on a hole that’s Qin Yuyang.

“If we were able to talk about it, we wouldn’t have broken up.” Jiang Xuan said.

“Are you sleepy?” Qin Yuyang could hear the other person’s voice getting weaker and weaker, “Put down the seat and sleep for a while, I’ll wake you up once we reach.”

“Ok.” Jiang Xuan was stunned at the sudden topic change and then he muttered, “I’ve finally experienced what a straight-steel man is like.” 

“Huh?” What the hell?

When they got home, the two young men went back into their rooms.

But after a while, Jiang Xuan went over to Qin Yuyang’s door with his hair wet and knocked on it.

“What’s the matter?”

“I’ve taken a bath and woken up.” Jiang Xuan pointed to his own head, “Let’s talk about it.”

At this point, Qin Yuyang was reluctant. It was easy for a young man and a widow to wipe and fire their guns if they stayed in the same room3Basically 2 horny people in one room will lead to sex.

He leaned against the door and said, “I have to clarify one thing first.”

The other party wondered, “What?”

“It’s a matter of the person being top and bottom.” Qin Yuyang pointed to himself, “I am a top, understand?”

Jiang Xuan was momentarily stunned. He then laughed, his face looking different from usual, “Well, I understand.” 

“Did you have no opinions in your heart before I even mentioned this?” Qin Yuyang said, ‘From where does this person look like a 04Bottom/receiver?’

“I can do it anyways.” Jiang Xuan didn’t really look into the matter. He pointed into the room, “Do you really not plan on letting me enter the room?” 

Qin Yuyang didn’t know how their matter developed into this current situation overnight.

“Think about it clearly, if you go in then it means that you will be the one below me by default.” Qin Yuyang warned, hoping the other party would retreat and stop trying to flirt with him.

Jiang Xuan really thought about it and nodded his head, “It’s just the body, I pay more attention to the spirit in a relationship.” 

Qin Yuyang was finally convinced by him, “So you can see that our spirits are a harmonious pair?”

Entering the room, Jiang Xuan said, “Don’t be too demanding, just try it.” 

“F*ck.” Qin Yuyang only thought of this word in his head.

He thought that according to Jiang Xuan’s straightforward routine, he would take off his clothes and experience a charming night with him but he had thought too much.

After the other person went into his room, he just politely chatted with him under the quilt.

It was like this on the first day, the second day, and the third day.

From childhood anecdotes to entrepreneurial plans, from hobbies to their livelihood development… without any flirty words in between.

Obviously, this person is not a fuel-efficient lamp5Fuel efficient lamps mean a person that is easy to deal with.

The other party not only wanted a physical relationship but also a spiritual relationship.

The experienced driver had experienced too much and didn’t really want to talk about slow love.

On the fourth night, Jiang Xuan went into his room again, still in the appearance of being an ascetic male god, only covering himself in a quilt and chatting with him again.

Qin Yuyang slumped in front of him, addressing his normal physiological needs6He’s playing with his dingdong.

.“…” Jiang Xuan didn’t say anything and Qin Yuyang didn’t know if the other person was angry or embarrassed.

He didn’t come back on the fifth night.

Qin Yuyang rolled over in his bed with laughter, returning to the days when he slept alone in a big bed.

After a few days like this, the house that Jiang Xuan had his eyes on was finally finished.

Before moving, he talked about his plans at the dinner table. Like his parents, Qin Yuyang showed reluctance and concern towards Jiang Xuan. 

After all, he had thought that Jiang Xuan had given up.

But that night, Jiang Xuan went to his room again.

“Is this to say goodbye or to dedicate yourself7Have smexy time with him?” Qin Yuyang stopped him from entering his room, “Farewell can be said at the door. As for dedication, you can come in.”

Qin Yuyang was clearly trying to start trouble.

“Why do you think I’m in such a hurry to move out?” Jiang Xuan patted Qin Yuyang’s hand away, “I’m a person with moral values. It’s not my style to have a relationship with you during my stay here as a guest.”

“Bullsh*t.” If he was really particularly concerned with this matter, why did he entangle with himself all this time? “Have you figured out how to deal with my parents?” If he really wanted to have a relationship with him then he also needed to convince his parents.

“I can only do my best.” Jiang Xuan found that he couldn’t get in the room and gave up, “Move out with me tomorrow.” 

“Is this an order or a request?” Qin Yuyang threw out a question.

“Just treat this as a request.” Jiang Xuan’s phrasing of the words didn’t really conform with Qin Yuyang’s taste.

He immediately closed the door at the other person’s face, “Good night to you.” 

“Hey…” Jiang Xuan knocked on the door with tears in his eyes, “It’s a request from me. I didn’t mean for it to be an order, you always like to misunderstand me.” 

After a while, Qin Yuyang opened the door, his attitude still stubborn, “I’m sorry, you don’t meet my aesthetics.” 

Jiang Xuan pointed at his face.

“It’s not about your face.” His face was good enough but his consciousness was not high enough. Qin Yuyang shook his finger, “I hate carrying newbies8teaching an inexperienced person.”

“I have a strong learning ability.” Jiang Xuan said, standing with his hands behind his back.

“Really?” Qin Yuyang pointed to his face. “Kiss twice on the left and once on the right, then lips, eyes and forehead in this turn. If you are able to do it right, you can convince me.”

When his words finished, the high IQ person in front of him started to act without any pressure and did everything right.

“Yuyang, Xiao Xuan9like a nickname, cute way to call someone, usually younger, what are you doing?” Mother Qin stood at the end of the corridor and stared at them intently.

“…” Qin Yuyang heard his mother’s voice and felt as if he wanted to die. He blamed himself for being too shameless. He shouldn’t have played with Jiang Xuan in the corridor.

“Auntie.” 

“Mom, I’m joking with Jiang Xuan.” 

“Stinky boy, are you trying to fool me?” The corners of Mother Qin’s mouth twitched, she had seen Jiang Xuan entering her son’s room for several nights already, “Come out10Of the closet and the room, mom already knows.” 

Qin Yuyang groaned in his heart, did she really know?

No, he really wasn’t even like that with Jiang Xuan.

He kicked Jiang Xuan’s leg, “Go and explain to my mother. Pack up your things for tomorrow, we’ll talk again.” 

Jiang Xuan grabbed his wrist with one hand and forcibly pulled him out to face Mother Qin.

“Hey, what are you doing?” 

“Coming out11Going out of the closet.”

“!!!” Qin Yuyang had no such plans!

“Sit down.” Mother Qin wore a nightgown and sat opposite the two young people, “The both of you are good children, I’m relieved that the both of you got together.”

“No, mom…” Qin Yuyang had black lines on his forehead, what was wrong with his mother?

“Mom has long since known that you aren’t interested in girls. *sigh*, I was afraid that you would mess around outside.” But he got together with a younger generation that she liked, so it was more acceptable to Mother Qin, “I’m telling you now, if it weren’t for your partner being Xiao Xuan, I definitely wouldn’t agree.” 

“Thank you, Auntie.” Jiang Xuan bowed at her.

“Silly child, you should call me mother.” Mother Qin was happy to see them get together and accidentally revealed a secret, “Your mother was worried that you would be alone in the future. She should be very relieved now that you are with Yuyang.”

Qin Yuyang found out that he might be the last person to find out the truth. This person surnamed Jiang had already come out of the closet, “F*cking…” 

That’s right, his own parents really brought a wolf into the house!!

But they didn’t even care at all!!

“…” The question is, besides Jiang Xuan, couldn’t he get in a relationship with other people?

Well, this chance was gone. Qin Yuyang leaned on the sofa with reluctance. Wasn’t this an arranged marriage?

“After a while, you will find that I’m not that bad.” Jiang Xuan cut a fruit and handed it to him calmly.

“Heh.” Qin Yuyang didn’t speak, nor did he pick up the fruit.

He didn’t pick it up, so Jiang Xuan had to put it down, “If you really don’t like it, I won’t force you.” He changed the type of fruit and continued to cut, “Don’t like eating apples or pears.” 

“…” As an old driver, Qin Yuyang knew that the other person was teasing him.

It’s not that he didn’t like it. The inexperienced Jiang Xuan was a potential stock. It’s just that he hadn’t tried what it was like to be single for too long. To tell the truth, he really wanted to take a vacation.

TN:

Well… that’s the end…

My editors and I weren’t really happy with the ending… it just got cut off so quickly…

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narcissistic, arrogant

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Young

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Basically 2 horny people in one room will lead to sex

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Bottom/receiver

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Fuel efficient lamps mean a person that is easy to deal with

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He’s playing with his dingdong

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Have smexy time with him

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teaching an inexperienced person

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like a nickname, cute way to call someone, usually younger

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Of the closet and the room

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Going out of the closet