Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

 

 

 

Next to the front desk of the dilapidated hotel, two teenagers hid their school uniforms in opaque plastic bags behind their backs and went to a large bedroom.

 

They didn’t talk, but one led the other to this place after skipping class, and entered the room without talking, hugging together in silence, exchanging kisses and bites almost fiercely.

 

When Renshuhan lifted Jiang Qingyue’s clothes and touched the skin around his waist, he felt him tremble.

 

Even if he “practiced” many times in private, he is a shy person by nature, and as if he had never had any experience in front of the camera, Ren Shuhan suddenly felt a little uncomfortable.

 

He deliberately used his body to cover up part of it, so that his baby would be exposed to the camera as little as possible, before he started kissing and touching him.

 

Jiang Qingyue was patient and only occasionally let out a couple of soft grunts, which were immediately blocked by Ren Shuhan’s kiss, not willing to let anyone else hear.

 

So while Director Chen thought it would take a long time to film this heavy make out scene, but miraculously, they got the take in one go.

 

“Alright, let’s take a break after today’s filming. Don’t use too much energy and rest up a lot. It’s also important to stay in shape. Director Chen looked at Jiang Qingyue pointedly as he said so.He seemed afraid that Ren Shuhan would ‘torture’ him. “I heard that Ice God’s latest variety show would be broadcast soon, and that he’ll probably need to promote it, so we worked things out for it.”

 

The crew scheduled the break from the beginning by considering Ren Shuhan’s schedule, but at that time Ren Shuhan didn’t notice it, and only later communicated with the program team of “Acting Deacons” to cancel his variety show promotion.

 

Because he didn’t even want to catch a glimpse of Gu Weici anymore.

 

The initial recordings were already a charitable opportunity for Gu Weici who would still be a regular guest on the show. Giving it more public attention would be equal to paving the way for Gu Weici, and Ren Shuhan definitely doesn’t want to do that.

 

He did say he didn’t care about him either, right? So they can reach an agreement and he can struggle on his own without bothering him.

 

The program will definitely make him more mindful.

 

On the day of the first airing, Ren Shuhan came out right on time from the gym, let himself fall into the sofa, put his long legs on the coffee table and with great interest, he turned on the TV. ,

 

He also sent a message to Jiang Qingyue who was upstairs, asking him what he was doing, and got the reply “reading a book”, so he invited him to come downstairs and watch the show with him.

 

Jiang Qingyue wouldn’t refuse, of course. He actually wasn’t reading a book. He was lying on his side in bed, secretly looking at pictures of the young master from his album and smiling, so he quickly came downstairs wearing slippers. He straightened his messy hair with his hands while walking, and suddenly looked back when he got to the sofa.

 

“What’s wrong?” Ren Shuhan asked.

 

“I forgot to bring my hair band.”

 

Ren Shuhan patted the seat beside him: “Come here, I have one.”

 

It had been a long time already since he bought a bunch of brand new hair bands and put boxes of them everywhere around the house for ease of access. At this moment, it finally came in handy, and he took out a pink organza hair band shaped like rabbit ears from under the coffee table.

 

Jiang Qingyue: “…… Young Master!”

 

Ah, he blew up.

 

Why was the cute rabbit reacting as such? Originally, he liked long hair but actually disliked hair accessories. It was a bit unexpected, but not that strange… However, now that a rabbit has come right up to Ren Shuhan, how could he let him go? So he grabbed his wrist and pulled him onto the sofa, making sure to rub at his hair at the same time.

 

Jiang Qingyue, who’s long hair was now all messed up, weakly resisted, his slippers falling off. He ended up giving up and curling up on the big sofa barefooted. He didn’t move anymore and allowed the other to embrace him in his arms as he smoothed his hair.

Having this beauty in his arms felt good, exactly like in his memories.

 

Ren Shuhan ran his fingers through the hair and softly, slowly combed it and smoothed it out for a while. Then he grabbed the hair band and gave it to him.

 

At the same time, Jiang Qingyue buried his face in Ren Shuhan’s chest. He sneakily took a deep breath, smelling his scent while nesting his cheek on his pectoral… It felt so soft and elastic yet still firm…

 

“Do you like it?” Ren Shuhan touched the top of his head.

 

His chest seemed to vibrate as he spoke, and Jiang Qingyue quickly sat up on his knees and grabbed the rabbit ear of the hair band.

 

Ren Shuhan: It’s over for me.

 

“Can you take a picture?” Jiang Qingyue asked excitedly.

 

“No,” Ren Shuhan admired his cheeks puffing up slightly for a moment before saying, “Think about it, am I any good at taking those?”

 

Jiang Qingyue: Young master, you should already be used to it ==.

 

As Ren Shuhan had an arm behind him and seemed to be hugging him, Jiang Qingyue couldn’t get up to search for a mirror. He twisted slightly to pick up his phone and open the front camera to look at himself, his expression very conflicted.

 

This …… Ren Shuhan decisively called out to the long forgotten system. Hurry up and analyze his thoughts, is he really that unhappy?

 

System: ? What happened to the promise of not using the system to bully him?

 

“End of system’s expression analysis: he is half satisfied, half weirded out.”

 

Ren Shuhan believes that he still has some principles left and therefore didn’t let the system read Jiang Qingyue’s mind to find out why he felt strange. He only focused on the satisfied part. It seemed like his little beauty was a bit shy and didn’t like to dress up without a reason. In the future, they could arrange some dressing up or plays if his little bunny wants to… Ah, his mind keeps on going on a forbidden path, he should stop thinking.

 

Jiang Qingyue was thinking: The young master has a strange opinion when it comes to beauty ah… I’m a tall and big man, how can I even suit cute things like this? Nevermind, if he likes it… then I also like it.

 

Ren Shu Han took his phone from his hand and clicked to take a picture.

 

“Ah.”

 

“What? Am I not allowed to take a picture after all?” The two of them kept in the same position.

 

“No, it’s just that the show has started.” Jiang Qingyue’s eyes were completely glued to the TV, his voice also became smaller while his expression was very cutely absorbed.

 

Ren Shuhan stopped talking, not wanting to disturb him further as he watched the TV. He just kept the phone to enjoy looking at the picture before clicking to send it to himself. However, as he was selecting the picture, he accidentally saw the recent photos in the album——All of them featured him and had been taken on the set secretly.

 

Without saying a word, Ren Shuhan locked the phone and pressed Jiang Qingyue’s head against his chest.

 

Jiang Qingyue was like a good human-shaped pillow that let him move him like he wanted. He was too fascinated by the program and Ren Shuhan found him just too cute.

 

“Is it that good?” Ren Shuhan couldn’t help but ask, “I’m right in front of you, why are you watching the TV?”

 

Jiang Qingyue:? Didn’t the young master ask me to come to see it?

 

He still didn’t look away: “The later part of the program is very good.”

 

Because Ren Shuhan was a big shot, as soon as he would come out on the screen, a different background music that changes the atmosphere comes on, and while grandiose flowers appear behind him, shots of his long legs and his face are also featured on the screen… And Jiang Qingyue loved that display!

 

However, the first part of the show isn’t really to his liking.

 

At the start, a single poster featuring four people appeared. Ren Shuhan sat in the middle chair with his right foot resting on his left knee in a position typical of gentlemen. Qiao Ningning and Qu Chong flanked each side of the chair with each a teapot and a fan, while Gu Weici was on one knee next to the chair, holding a teacup.

 

Ren Shuhan noticed him frowning: “If you don’t like it, let’s just not watch it.”

 

“No, I want to watch,” Jiang Qingyue shook his head, causing the bunny ears to wiggle, “I just …… envy him.”

 

Ren Shuhan was puzzled, “What do you envy him for?”

 

Who was he talking about? Gu Weici?

 

“Ah, I’ve appeared.” Jiang Qingyue successfully interrupted and shifted Ren Shuhan’s attention back to the program.

 

However, after watching for a few moments, Ren Shuhan stopped paying attention to it and began to play around on his phone. Since the program catered mostly to the three deacons, Jiang Qingyue’s scenes were far too small and he absolutely didn’t care about the times he himself cued in.

 

So Ren Shuhan busied himself with the comments online.

 

The “Deacons Group” was unsurprisingly a hot search. Gu Weici appeared in mainly all the posts, as hoped by the marketing team of the show. Of course, there was a lot of embarrassing comments left by trolls, but steadily the #JiangQingyue tag was starting to get popular as well.

 

“Weici is so good looking in the butler outfit!”

 

“Oh … I won’t say much about Xiao Chong’s background as a model. Everyone knows about it. Ningning’s skirt was obviously the highlight when it comes to the design of the program’s group, and the result is that they took it away? Please, don’t be so blind? ”

 

“In the past, many women’s dresses in Europe accidentally caught fire because the skirt support wasn’t good enough, and they ended up getting burned alive. Ning Ning wanted to take care of the cooking and they arranged her a layered dress like that… it’s a good thing they changed it.”

 

“And then Gu Weici was still talking on one side? Look, he just worked a bit and got tired, oh! He better do what he said he could do. (Remember the revenge.jpg)”

 

“Fans of Weici were just raving about him, but he’s just tearing up and getting red, what’s the whole deal about it? (Bitch is pretentious.jpg)”

 

“Uh, pure passerby here, what kind of planet does Gu Weici come from? When you go to someone’s house to record a show, even if you don’t give a compliment, you can’t just come up with a ‘hmm’, right? He said that the house that won the Asian and European design award was just okay, what level is your house? Did you grow up in the White House?”

 

“We are already ashamed, and Qu Chong has to push him to remind him how to behave, it hurts.”

 

“Please, Xiao Chong’s EQ is several times his. Throwing the topic at him is giving him a chance to show his inferior cp. Now it seems that it’s just false marketing.”

 

“I’m laughing now. We fans of Gu Weici didn’t actually say anything about that Ren Shuhan and Gu Weici cp, okay? Ren Shuhan is the one who chased after Weici and even got him to join the program.”

 

“Here we go again… Is there a link where I could buy the confidence of this troll over here? I want to be just as confident as well.”

 

“‘So you’re not familiar with the Ice God’??? Meow meow, Weici politely said he’s not familiar and you believe it? Hahaha, I really laughed so loud at that.” ‘

 

“Idiot Ning Ning, starting to not read the atmosphere again, ew.”

 

“Okay I’m going to die laughing, I have nothing to say about the show, but I still have to come out and say that I’m looking forward to see Qiao Ningning’s face swollen with pain after crying out for a long time (evil laugh) ~”

 

“Ahhhhhh the Ice God is here! I’m dead, I’m dead!”

 

“Wait a sec! Qingyue! I’m laying flat!!”

 

“This is the domineering president’s beautiful assistant? This passerby is lost.”

 

“????”

 

“?????????”

 

“That’s hard damn, so the Ice God really isn’t familiar with Gu Weici?”

 

“………….So who was talking about face pain before? Come and present yourself, see this hand? I’m gonna slap you as a representative of Ning ning.”

 

“Just saying something before you hit that fan, doesn’t it look like Jiang Qingyue completely overpowered Gu Weici?”

 

“+1.”

 

“+1.”

 

“+1.”

 

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At the start of the chapter I had to DOUBLE take when the author called Ren Shuhan ‘a shy person by nature’… CUZ HE’S ANYTHING BUT SHY???