Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

 

In the hot premiere of “Acting Deacons”, Qiao Ningning assumed the status of a senior at the beginning, and taught the younger generation that was Gu Weici to make efforts to get familiar with the Ice God, which caused the fans of both sides to expose an unusually high emotional response, and social medias were flooded with barrages of text that was full and clear:

 

“Qiao Ningning actually twisted the knife in the wound. Ice God and Gu Weici are not familiar with each other. I suddenly get her cute side. A natural airhead is really a wonderful remedy for a green tea bitch1It usually refers to women/men who act innocent and kind, but are truly scheming and cunning inside.”

 

“Look, look, look, the whole body of Ice God seems to exude an aura that screams ‘Don’t come any closer to this venerable one who’s unfamiliar with you’!”

 

“Ah god, it’s so awkward!! I can feel Gu Weici’s embarrassment right across the screen, but honestly I don’t care and I can’t help but laugh at him, hahahaha!”

 

“Not to be a troll or trying to speculate but maybe Ice God got tired of Gu Weici so he doesn’t care anymore.”

 

“It’s no use to talk when you don’t know anything, otherwise it’ll just end like that embarrassment with Gu Weici. When he saw Ningning wearing a skirt, Ice God went and found her remplacement clothes by his own initiative. Don’t go around spearing any more rumors, their supposed cp obviously isn’t as good as people assumed.”

 

“Did anyone notice how Gu Weici and Jiang Qingyue looked at each other when they first entered? This clip hints at troubles? Maybe it’s a scene involving the new lover and the old one!”

 

“New love? I don’t think Gu Weici fits the role (Ice God: not familiar.jpg).”

 

“You guys are too fast. New reaction images are already dropping?”

 

“Wow, I’m excited, Xiao Chong as a personal assistant! I thought the program team was pushing for Gu Weici, but it turns out that the Ice God actually arranged it this way, is it to avoid suspicion?”

 

“I finally understand why Gu Weici looked so haggard on those candid photos the other day after recording, it was because he had been gardening on such a hot day. Did Ren Shuhan make a mistake?”

 

“The program team has arranged for three positions in total, and Gu Weici himself said that he is hardworking and tough. If he doesn’t want to do this job, why should he be on the show?”

 

“Gu Weici is not working at all, right? Everyone else has started to do their own work, but he is still pretentiously looking for sunglasses. Can’t you just use the sunglasses in the gardener’s storeroom? You couldn’t even stand with Ningning before.”

 

Qiao Ningning didn’t have many fans, but unlike the fans of Ren Shuhan who are used to him being untouchable and didn’t care about what others said, her fans had a very strong fighting power and were quite vindictive, so they spread out a separate tag for Gu Weici in a minute:

 

“PretentiousGuWeici#

 

Ren Shuhan: Haha.

 

He held Jiang Qingyue with his right arm as he watched the program intently. His fingers played with a strand of his long hair while he held his cell phone in his left hand. He went through the hot search, mentally commenting on each post~

 

But still, there was an annoying thing, and it was the fans of Ren Shuhan and Gu Weici’s ship that started pouring in. Because Gu Weici had debuted and this cp had emerged at the same time, they were like a bunch of big investors when it came to this ship, and they were also very serious about it…

 

However, even their efforts couldn’t erase the rejection from the show:

 

“Is it true that Gu Weici said they’re not familiar with each other?”

 

“The god of cold is obviously doing things on purpose; he certainly knows that Gu Weici doesn’t wish to blow out this cp, so he’s bullying him a bit. His true caring nature will surely be revealed in the future in subtle nuances, because he can’t keep holding himself back, everyone rest assured of it and continue watching.”

 

“…… So where are those nuances? Why do I feel that Ren Shuhan is closer to his assistant than he is to Gu Weici?”
“Have you seen that scene, sisters? Gu Weici says he has something left here in Ice God’s house!”

 

“He said he used the second bedroom in the house, how is this not living together?!”

 

“This Jiang Qingyue is even more of a dumbass than Qiao Ningning, he really thinks that Gu Weici is just like everyone else and that his things will be sent back or thrown away if they get forgotten in Ice God’s house? Is he jealous of Weici’s relationship with him?”

 

“? ? ? ? ?”

 

“So the interpreters upstairs have just come on here to get humiliated by their own words.”

 

“Although the sudden appearance of an empty room inside the villa is very strange …… it’s still very funny ah! Gu Weici is here to slap himself in the face, and we’re even hearing echoes of that slap, hahaha!”

 

“I’m confused, is it because Gu Weici had stayed here, so Ice God was disgusted and emptied the whole room?”

 

“….Think that that ship better be dead for good now.”

 

“He’s in other people’s homes and he just goes and opens the doors everywhere to ‘find his own things’, does this Gu Weici have no education whatsoever? It’s too unsightly.”

 

“Hahahahahahaha I burst out laughing! Jiang Qing Yue just told him that, and he still did not believe him and had to open the door to see, are you happy now? In any case, I’m happy. (doge2Doge is a popular meme featuring a shiba inu)”

 

Ren Shuhan: I’m also happy, now let’s hurry up and get rid of those toxic fans of that nonsensical ship.

 

He wanted this to happen. He had already instructed the production team to not be careless. He didn’t want them to cover up or cut out the truth, he just wanted to untie himself from Gu Weici as soon as possible.

 

After that scene, the show turned to Ren Shuhan and Qu Chong who were walking outside.

 

Jiang Qingyue watched intently, he hadn’t been aware that Ren Shuhan had said so much about him in the program, and the more he watched, the more he blushed, and the smaller he became.

 

Ren Shuhan didn’t notice his embarrassment, as content as he was with caressing the arm of his personal, warm and soft human pillow. Instead, he was reporting toxic posts and agreeing mentally with comments complimenting Jiang Qingyue, but there was a problem…

 

“Hey, wherever you’ll see the childhood friend, you’ll see him with him!”

 

“Look at the Ice God sharing sweet memories, he’s stuffing our throat down with that.”

 

“This! This is fucking love™!”

 

“Well, I never thought Ice God could be an S with how indifferent he looks… Yes, it’s fine, I’ll take that side of him too.”

 

He almost forgot, he actually casually confessed the reason why he liked to hear Jiang Qingyue call him young master, was it considered open flirting? Was it not good?

 

Ren Shuhan quietly put his palm on Jiang Qingyue’s head, patted it a few times, and then went to occasionally rub the tip of his red ear. This clever guy was all quiet, but he still looked as if he was not angry.

 

The better he behaves, the more Ren Shuhan wants to tease him.

 

Once the part of the program featuring Ren Shuhan and Qu Chong passed, they cut back to the kitchen where Qiao Ningning was cooking. Jiang Qingyue lost a bit of his interest, and he rubbed his head against Ren Shuhan’s shoulder, who ended up handing him his cell phone.

 

“Look, a lot of people say I bully you.”

 

Jiang Qingyue was distracted by Ren Shuhan’s long and slender fingers and froze for a moment before actually seeing the comment on the screen.

 

“The poor assistant Jiang is too pitiful, after watching the program will he not resign in anger and run away? (To tell the truth, I just want a scenario with the overbearing president’s precious little runaway wife.)”

 

Ren Shuhan went and whispered in his ear, “Are you angry with me?”

 

Jiang Qingyue slightly shook his head.

 

“Really?” Ren Shuhan smiled and caressed his cheek, “Aren’t you angry with how I mistreated you?”

 

“The young master hasn’t and will never abuse me ……” Jiang Qingyue’s voice was small and apparently breathless, “I want to watch the show.”

 

“I won’t let you look,” Ren Shuhan cupped his chin, making him lift his head and look up at him from above his glasses, “Only look at me.”

 

Jiang Qingyue then really just looked at him.

 

Ren Shuhan’s Adam’s apple rolled twice, his eyes were a little red and serious, and he whispered to him, “Be angry with me, or I will continue to bully you.”

 

Jiang Qingyue then gently held his finger, squeezed it and then knelt up. He put his hands on his lips and covered Ren Shuhan’s right ear. He tried his best to endure shame, and whispered, “But I just like it when the young master is bullying me.”

 

Ren Shuhan’s pupils dilated, and he felt as if his whole body’s blood was rushing to his lower part. His right arm subconsciously tightened at Jiang Qingyue’s waist.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wow some fans are really… delusional, I even felt bad for them lol ;-;

And… man, the ending of this chap, hehe ( 〃▽〃)

 

 

 

1It usually refers to women/men who act innocent and kind, but are truly scheming and cunning inside2Doge is a popular meme featuring a shiba inu