Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

 

Ren Shuhan raised his hand and stroked his back repeatedly, almost feeling his spine through the thin layer of the pajamas. He watched as waist softened enough for him to collapse on him and lie in his arms. His eyes darkened slightly and he suddenly spoke. “I remember that a textbook I read in school had quite an interesting fact. Apparently, rabbits can have pseudopregnancies if they’re often touched on their backs.”  

 

 

Jiang Qingyue opened his eyes wide and asked apprehensively, “Does the young master like children?”

 

 

“I don’t care about them.” Ren Shuhan laughed, “I only like bunnies, especially good bunnies that will fake pregnancy.”

 

 

Jiang Qingyue put his cheek on his chest before grabbing Ren Shuhan’s hand. He awkwardly tried and placed it on his own back, and although his whole body trembled and he was short of breath, he still tried to whisper. “Young master can try again.” 

 

 

But Ren Shuhan jerked up, startling him.

 

 

Jiang Qingyue gently tugged at Ren Shuhan’s pajamas, knelt down and looked up at him. Ren Shuhan looked down, then looked up again and covered his nose, unable to spread his hand: “Tissues please.”

 

 

“……”

 

 

Jiang Qingyue silently got one for him and softly asked, “Can I help you?”  

 

 

Ren Shuhan dismissively moved his hand. He then got up in a long stride and went to the bathroom to clean up his nosebleed. 

 

 

Jiang Qingyue looked at his back for a while. He then went back to the sofa, stared at the TV while being all alone, and suddenly laughed.

 

 

So cute.

 

 

Today, he was also in love with the young master.

 

 

Behind the other side of the wall, Ren Shuhan wiped his nosebleed, kept silent for a moment in front of the running tap, then raised his hand and closed the tap. He turned and leaned against the door in silence, and began to think about whether he should go out or not. After all, it was too humiliating, but he didn’t want to let go of the rabbit that obediently delivered itself to his mouth.

 

 

He really did not expect that his own biological response would be so intense and not rational at all……

 

 

When the memories of junior high school came back to him, he basically regarded the original owner as himself. After that, he knew that he had liked Jiang Qingyue for twenty years, but he had no idea why the relationship between them stayed platonic during all these years. After all, the progress made between the two of them in these two days was plenty enough. It was no wonder that Ren Shuhan would get inflamed. 

 

 

He also didn’t expect Jiang Qingyue to take the initiative like this. His neck was red from his embarrassment, yet he was still trying to seduce him. Was this lovely sight even real?

 

 

Ren Shuhan was going crazy over his embarrassment. Before he knew it, Jiang Qingyue beat him to it and confessed first. So perhaps this strategic retreat was still worth it, because if he ate the white rabbit alive before they secured their relationship may have made him appear too frivolous, hm.

 

 

After forcibly coming with a rational explanation, Ren Shuhan was feeling more comfortable. He slicked back the hair on the front of his head and took a deep breath. He intended to go back and continue watching the TV with his little white rabbit, pretending that nothing had happened, but he ended up stopping halfway. 

 

 

When he looked at his phone, he found that Gu Weici’s fans were still putting up a fight and were focusing on attacking Jiang Qingyue.

 

 

There were also a number of people who were aiding him.

 

 

“Aiya, why did this Jiang Qingyue stop Xiao Weici? He has left some things in a room of the Ice God, just let him go take them!” 

 

 

“So there’s really nothing good about this dude, after running around in people’s homes, he also wants to barge into the master of the house’s bedroom? How terrible.”

 

 

“If he wants to enter the master’s bedroom, he could go directly to ask Ice God, Assistant Jiang has already made it very clear that he could enter with Ice God’s consent, so why didn’t Gu Weici go to him directly? Surely the reason is not because he is not familiar with Ice God at all, so he is afraid of being humiliated directly? Lol.”

 

 

“Aside from giving trouble to Assistant Jiang, what else did Gu Weici do that morning? Is he targeting Assistant Jiang?” 

 

 

“I’m really convinced. This Jiang Qingyue’s stealing the limelight continuously. He purposely messed up a few critical shots for Weici in the morning. And now he even went to prepare a plate for the young master. He’s just kissing his ass and he even took the soup without even listening to Gu Weici’s words.”  

 

 

“Gu Weici ugh, it’s not a matter of tasting food, can’t you get it? He’s so embarrassing talking about how people change.”

 

 

“Hahahahahaha Ning has gotten all my laughs all night long! Good job on the reprimand! (Qiao Ningning: shows that you’re being pretenous.jpg)”

 

 

“I can’t, how come the interactions between the Ice God and Jiang Qingyue are so ambiguous?”

 

 

“Aaaah! The Ice God picked out the fish bones for Qingyue!” 

 

 

“……Dazzling.”

 

 

“Full marks for the Ice God’s expression.”

 

 

“I now suspect that this program’s whole purpose is for the Ice God to propose to Jiang Qingyue.”

 

 

“Just now Ice God looked at Gu Weici. I suddenly have a bold thought: just what if the Ice God is trying to make Gu Weici jealous!” 

 

 

“This forced and delusional train of thought…. It’s not just bold, I personally wouldn’t even dare to think about it. (wipes sweat)”

 

 

“Yeah, I also noticed how Ice God and Gu Weici almost didn’t say anything. It’s a quarrel, Gu Weici doesn’t want to pay attention to him, and Ice God must be thinking of ways to provoke him and get his attention?” 

 

 

“Oh my oh my, Ice God, you’re trying to get to the bottomline of Gu Weici! Chasing a wife into the crematorium is getting scheduled! (rubs hands)” 

 

 

“….Fans of that couple are really out of their minds for real.” 

 

 

“The Ice God is obviously super happy with assistant Jiang, you look at his gentle eyes, have you seen him look at others like this? And also he’s showing off assistant Jiang’s education, hahaha so cute.”

 

 

“‘This is the most important person to me’, is that something you can just say without thinking it? This is a marriage proposal! I know, the reason why Ice God was willing to participate in this variety show was to openly spread his proposal!!!”

 

 

“I propose that the equine grounds get directly decorated as a wedding venue, if my proposal is accepted I don’t want to be paid, just leave a seat for me when you get married @Renshuhan, good god look at me!”

 

 

“I think Beauty Jiang blushed as soon as he saw that he was stared at by the Ice God… and he completely fell for it. Do you think the Ice God has not done anything yet?”

 

 

“(Helpless) Do you even still need to make a move when you grow up like the Ice God?”

 

 

“I can’t resist anymore, I’m changing my otp right now! The two of them were so cute when they were little, it’s much more natural than the forced chemistry between Ice God and Gu Weici in that film.”

 

 

“@Renshuhan Ice God, hurry up and make this into a proposal scene!” 

 

 

Ren Shuhan thought that….

 

 

Was feasible.

 

 

He spoke to the system: How many proposals can you think of? 

 

 

System: “…… Friendly reminder: host, you have not yet confessed.”

 

 

Was there any suspense yet to his confession? Ren Shuhan was very confident that if he confessed himself, Jiang Qingyue would definitely agree. Since it’s sure then obviously the proposal is the next step? 

 

 

So while Ren Shuhan didn’t even think for so long about a confession scene, and now he even added a harder task on his to do list.

 

 

The system had to let him close his eyes and conjured some pictures for him in his head, such as lawns with blooming flowers, colorful hydrogen balloons, and so on. However, the imagination of human beings since ancient times wasn’t that crazy, and no matter how grand the scene is, it wasn’t that great for him. Ren Shuhan watched the propositions for a while, but none of them matched what he wanted.

 

 

Huh, this was a good for nothing system.

 

 

The almighty system: “….”

 

 

Maybe this kind of thing needs to come from the heart, Ren Shu Han leisurely went back to the room to check the data, and did not force the system again. After all, the system has never talked about love, so it may not know anything about that.

 

 

A certain sincere system: “………….”

 

 

But a certain person that was also reading the comments on the net wasn’t as calm as Ren Shuhan was. 

 

 

He was so angry that he slammed his phone and made up his mind that he had to take measures to wrap up the plot line like it was meant to be.

 

 

 

 

 

Welp, the author always teases with the chapters’ names  ╮(￣ω￣;)╭

 

And poor system, it has done nothing to deserve this slander lmao

 

Welcome back Gu Weici…. Can’t say you were missed….