Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

 

Jiang Qingyue looked around to ensure no one was present, then picked up the clothes and compared them to his body. Ren Shuhan, who initially had no interest in women’s clothes, became excited at that moment. After all, his wife looked good in anything, and it would be a waste if he didn’t wear them.

 

“I’ll help you measure,” Ren Shuhan picked up a soft ruler from the side and started to playfully take measurements. He wrapped it around his waist, then twice around his thighs, “Hmm, so slender. There’s more meat on the legs compared to the waist.”

 

Jiang Qingyue, who still hadn’t recovered from the previous day’s playing, felt a tingling sensation again.

 

“Young Master, stop fooling around. There’s someone here.”

 

He hid behind the clothes rack and snatched the tape measure, waiting for the professional to arrive and take the measurements instead. Ren Shuhan watched attentively as they measured from his legs to his waist and then to his chest, carefully pondering.

 

They would have to wait for some time for the clothes to be delivered. During this period, they needed to buy some lubricants and various scented ultra-thin condoms…

 

As they continued shopping, Ren Shuhan secretly added a pair of soft sheepskin handcuffs to his cart1While it wasn’t mentionned anywhere, I assume he did this online because JQY and him didn’t get into any adult shop on their trip! , matching the choker he had bought for Jiang Qingyue. He envisioned a highly captivating scene.

 

Jiang Qingyue had no idea this was a date, let alone what he was about to face. Every day, he paddled in with the crew, taking advantage of it and enjoying himself.

 

The movie progressed until high school graduation, with the two male leads attending different universities, so the long relationship scenes decreased. Jiang Qingyue was mainly responsible for chatting with Ren Shuhan, showing him some affection and feeding their fans in the cast.

 

“The next episode of “Acting Deacon” will be broadcast this week,” Shen Xinghe said expectantly. “I’ve been fed up with Gu Weici’s nonsense for a long time. After this episode, he’ll be completely embarrassed and won’t dare to show his face anymore.”

 

Ren Shuhan enjoyed discussing this topic with others. “Why don’t you like him?”

 

“He’s using your popularity to create a fake CP! It’s really annoying,” Shen Xinghe said. “When I debuted, I also had a CP relationship with Qingmeng, but I openly admitted it, unlike him. He enjoys the benefits of the CP while denying that he’s playing on the BL tones, trying to have it both ways.”

 

Actually, Shen Xinghe failed to create that CP with Gu Qingmeng, as the fans didn’t buy into it. That was why they could only have an undercover relationship now. And in the original plot, it would purely cause envy, jealousy, and hatred.

 

But now, since the protagonist’s halo was being removed, even Shen Xinghe, who was just a supporting role, has started to dislike Gu Weici. Ren Shuhan felt extremely comfortable with this.

 

This was how the real world should be.

 

“He pretended to talk to me when he visited the set last time,” Shen Xinghe continued. “Who is he? Am I close to him? Fortunately, I stayed away and wasn’t caught on camera. Otherwise, when he buys off the reporters, who knows if he would drag me into it as well.”

 

Wow, he even tried to get close to the supporting actor. Haha, didn’t he say that he was focused on his career and not relying on men? Can’t he walk independently anymore?

 

“Hmm,” Ren Shuhan calmly agreed, “I don’t like him either. He is hypocritical.”

 

Jiang Qingyue brewed tea for him silently without saying a word.

 

“But your CP with Assistant Jiang is different, it’s great,” Gu Qingmeng added on behalf of Shen Xinghe, “I envy the kind of relationship you have, growing up together since childhood. You haven’t missed any important moments together. Companionship is the most sincere confession.”

 

Jiang Qingyue raised his head in confusion. CP? Good one?

 

“After entering university, many couples naturally break up because they can’t handle a long-distance relationship. Just like the male lead,” Gu Qingmeng shook the script he had in his hand, “But you two attended the same university, which is truly romantic.”

 

“I’m clingy,” Ren Shuhan admitted voluntarily, “I feel uncomfortable when I can’t see him.”

 

Everyone: “Yooooo~~”

 

So why not come out of the closet already!

 

Jiang Qingyue had grown accustomed to being teased by others, so he quietly and obediently served tea to the young master. When everyone else went busy with filming, and once he was alone, he secretly searched for the meaning of what is called a cp and opened the door to a whole new world.

 

Just two days later, as the movie was approaching its conclusion, Ren Shuhan managed to secure a two-day weekend break. He returned home, looking forward to watching the show, when suddenly he received two packages delivered by the security guard. He thought they were the handcuffs he had ordered and immediately opened them. However, what he found inside were two fan-made books of the “Han Yue” cp2Little reminder that it’s Ren Shuhan & Jiang Qingyue’s couple name.

 

Ren Shuhan: ?

 

What was that?

 

The first package contained a manga(3It’s more a Doujinshi, which is a self-published work, usually fan artists make them based on their interests, wrapped in thick foam, making it difficult to see clearly. The cover showed a provocative colored image. It also came with a postcard featuring two elaborately drawn 2D characters. One was a cool-looking man resembling Ren Shuhan, standing on a balcony in backlight, while the other was a beautiful, long-haired beauty kneeling at his feet, holding onto the look-alike Ren Shuhan’s crotch, with his head blocking his lower abdomen, while a certain part of him was being stepped on by a leather shoe…

 

The back of the postcard bore the signature of the author: When there’s something to do, let the assistant handle it. When there’s nothing to do, let the assistant be handled.

 

Ren Shuhan: “…”

 

The second package contained a novel titled Deacon. It appeared to be a collection of short stories with sensational titles such as “Childhood friends riding together,” “Enlightenment,” “Moans in the Basement of an old Castle,” and “After Being Sold to a Wealthy Family, the Young Master Treated Me Like That…”

 

Ren Shuhan: Ah, I underestimated this little pervert.

 

Tonight, you can’t escape!

 

The second package actually contained the handcuffs, collar, and cheongsam that he had customized. Ren Shuhan threw the two books on the coffee table and tossed the clothes next to them. He sat on the sofa, absentmindedly scrolling through his phone, half-heartedly paying attention to the audience’s reaction to the latest episode of “Acting Deacon”.

 

Jiang Qingyue took a relatively long time to shower because it had been a while since he had returned home. He had the expectation that the young master might come to his room and spend the night. Therefore, he made an extra effort to make himself smell nice from head to toe. When the alarm for the program’s broadcast rang, he hadn’t even had time to blow-dry his hair. With wet hair and wearing a robe, he hurriedly ran out to watch the TV.

 

Since it was just the two of them on this floor, it didn’t matter if he was slightly disheveled. He believed Ren Shuhan wouldn’t mind. But when he emerged, Ren Shuhan only glanced at him once and continued looking at his phone without saying a word.

 

Huh? Was he angry? Why?

 

Jiang Qingyue cautiously approached and sat beside him, leaning against him. Still, he remained unresponsive.

 

“What are you watching, Young Master?” Jiang Qingyue tugged at his sleeve. “Can I have a look, too?”

 

Ren Shuhan countered, “Can I have a look too at what you bought?”

 

Jiang Qingyue followed his gaze and noticed the two books and props on the coffee table. His face turned crimson, reaching up to his neck.

 

“I don’t know what they are,” He said stiffly. “A friend left them here. Have you looked at them?”

 

“No, I didn’t mean to look your package.” Ren Shuhan crossed his legs without being the least apologetic. “But isn’t it still my fault?”

 

Jiang Qingyue shook his head, and a droplet of water from his hair flicked onto Ren Shuhan’s pajama pants.

 

“Why don’t you blame me?” Ren Shuhan glanced at his phone and casually asked, “Do you enjoy being bullied like this?”

 

Jiang Qingyue remained silent for a moment, then slowly slid down from the sofa and knelt on the carpet. He picked up the handcuffs and collar from the book and placed them on Ren Shuhan’s lap. Pressing his face against his lower abdomen, he felt his blazing body temperature. He didn’t dare to look up at him and answered in a barely audible voice, “If Young Master likes it, then I like it too.”

 

Ren Shuhan tossed his phone onto the armrest of the sofa, still maintaining his expressionless demeanor. However, he lifted his left hand and touched his head, asking, “Is this scene in the script? Do you want me to practice with you? Or perhaps, you want me to punish you again, but you haven’t been naughty today, have you?”

 

Jiang Qingyue wracked his brain but couldn’t come up with a reason. He looked up at him, seeking help.

 

The look and angle in his eyes were almost too much for Ren Shuhan to handle. He had no choice but to take the initiative and say, “Your hair is still a little wet, and that’s naughty, so…”

 

Ren Shuhan seemed to have an idea: “How about you tie it into twin ponytails?”

 

Jiang Qingyue: “?!?!?!”

 

(Little Han (4In case there are innocent souls here, Little Han refers to what’s in Ren Shuhan’s pants haha appears calm on the surface, but in reality, he’s about to explode.)

 

 

 

 

So our two love birds are both starting to show some shameful sides (๑>◡