Don’t Wait for Your Boyfriend in the Crematorium

 

The second half of the first season of “Acting Deacon” finally aired, and online discussions among viewers were in full swing.

 

“Before, the fangirls were fantasizing about the Ice God, calling him a possessive maniac. I used to mock them for being idiots because Ice God seemed cold on the outside and couldn’t possibly have such a character. Now my face hurts1Meaning that they got embarrassed because of their previous statement and got a slap to the face…”

 

“Why is Qingyue so easy to get shy? They’ve been married for so long, but just a glance from Brother Han makes him blush. Is he really that innocent?”

 

“When Ice God acts gentle, he gets like this? The way he brushes Qingyue’s hair… it’s giving me butterflies!”

 

“Oh my, is that Little Jiang, the assistant???”

 

“The cross-dressing is a bit late, but finally here.”

 

“I’m done for.”

 

“Ice God and the little assistant are really a perfect match since childhood. If they don’t get married, I’ll livestream myself eating my keyboard2I couldn’t think of a similar idiom in English, but it doesn’t really mean that they’re literally going to eat a keyboard, it’s a way to say that they’re so sure that what they believe in is gonna happen, and that they’ll be ready to face public shame if it’s not true.”

 

“Sob, sob, sob. Why did they only show a few pictures? I wanted to see ones when they are a little older. They must have started dating in middle school, I bet 50 cents on it! How is it possible for two people who grew up together like this not to be attracted to each other?”

 

“Oh dear, Qingyue’s identity as an Ice God fan is exposed. In his eyes, Ice God is perfect. And Ice God even asked Ningning about what he said? Just close your eyes and kiss already!”

 

“I feel like Ningning is full from eating too much sugar3It’s a way to say that the couple was being so “sweet” that others who see them get fed too much “sugar”. I really want to witness the CP in person.”

 

“Weici being clumsy and cute is adorable.”

 

“What time is it? There are still Gu Weici fans hopping around here?”

 

“Oh my god, I can’t breathe. Gu Weici doesn’t consider himself an outsider. He casually labels other people’s luxurious gardens as calamities. No wonder his fans act so arrogant when they’re acting just like him.”

 

“‘You can scold me.’ He deserves the ‘Grand Prize of Confusing Human Behavior.’ What kind of extraordinary white lotus is Gu Weici to say such lines? He doesn’t think he’s pitiful and adorable, does he? No way, no way, right???”

 

“Lying so much, haha, Ice God was right. So trolls, come out and continue to explain. I’ve already thought of an excuse for you: If he fights you, it’s love; Ice God is just strict with Gu Weici on the surface, but in reality, he wants him to break away from the CP hype and gain popularity based on his skills.”

 

“Hahaha, I’m laughing so hard that my mom came into the room and hit me.”

 

“Ice God is so blunt, speaking the absolute truth!”

 

“I figured out Ice God’s purpose for appearing on this show. He must want to break away from Gu Weici.”

 

“Nonsense, wasn’t Ice God on the show to collect marriage proposals ideas? (doge)”

 

“So when exactly is he going to propose?”

 

“Gu Weici looks like he’s about to cry. Why do I feel like Little Chong4They’re calling Qu Chong quite affectionately is just spectating? (munching on melon seeds.jpg)”

 

“Hahaha, Ningning, stop rubbing salt on Gu Weici’s wounds! (passing the chili noodles)”

 

“Is Gu Weici really a music major? I feel like he’s bringing this humiliation upon himself…”

 

“Let’s not pay attention to him, okay? Stop refreshing, it’s affecting the viewing experience. Look! Ice God is inviting Qingyue to dance! Ahhh! Are couples like this real? They’re so good at teasing, it’s so embarrassing, who can stand it!”

 

“Can’t we just turn this couple’s love story into a movie directly? I’ll book the entire theater.”

 

“Alright, this episode is over, and I’m done too. (placing hand on chest, ascending to heaven on the spot).”

 

……

 

The TV in Ren Shuhan’s home had been playing, but no one was watching it anymore.

 

Jiang Qingyue first changed into a shameful outfit and received attention throughout the process. He turned his back to Ren Shuhan, who came around and looked at him. Then, his hair was divided and tied into two high ponytails.

 

“Damn…” Ren Shuhan took a quick glance, couldn’t resist, let go of his hair, and pressed him down for a kiss.

 

There was absolutely no sense of disobedience at all!

 

What was this unparalleled beauty?

 

Although he hadn’t confessed yet, it didn’t matter anymore. He would definitely make it up to him in the future. For now, he’d make a move as he could endure no longer, or else he’d go crazy.

 

After kissing until they were short of breath, Ren Shuhan first studied the postcard that came with the manga, then pushed him onto the sofa, tore open the newly bought beautiful clothes, put on the newly purchased equipment, and played it seriously.

 

The game was intense, and Jiang Qingyue kept crying and crying, until his eyes turned red. He asked if he wanted to stop, but he shook his head and said no… don’t stop, don’t stop.

 

Ren Shuhan carried him into the bedroom and continued to exercise his body. Until the early hours of the morning, he didn’t know if he fell asleep or passed out, before reluctantly letting go, wiping him clean, and affectionately kissing him everywhere.

 

On the second day of the break, Jiang Qingyue woke up in Ren Shuhan’s bedroom. It felt like his whole body had been weak, and his waist was about to break.

 

Fortunately, his willpower was strong, and this was the first time he had slept on his young master’s bed since he became an adult. The excitement in his heart supported him to get up, but his sore and weak body made him fall back down…

 

The sheets and duvet cover were changed, and Jiang Qingyue sniffed Ren Shuhan’s pillow. His face turned red, and he stayed there for a while before lifting his head to carefully observe the room. It was empty with minimal decorations, only some photos of himself and the gifts he had given Ren Shuhan. After a short while, he sat up, put on slippers and the robe at the end of the bed, and walked towards his own room.

 

While passing by the bathroom, he glanced inside and noticed his own toiletries in Ren Shuhan’s bathroom. So he didn’t go back to his room and happily went in to freshen up.

 

Ren Shuhan picked a light lunch from downstairs and didn’t take the elevator, fearing that Jiang Qingyue was still asleep. He quietly climbed the stairs and brought the food to the bedroom before going to the bathroom to take care of a rabbit.

 

Said little rabbit was wearing Ren Shuhan’s robe, which was a bit big for him and had just finished freshening up. He was being referred as such as he still had the rabbit ears hairband tied around his hair. He shyly turned his head, not looking at Ren Shuhan or the mirror, looking incredibly cute.

 

Ren Shuhan hugged him from behind, kissed his ear, and then reached out to touch his lips.

 

“Did you brush your teeth properly? Let me check,” Ren Shuhan said, and then proceeded to examine Jiang Qingyue’s mouth for a while.

 

“How about living with me from now on?” Ren Shuhan finally let go, wiped Jiang Qingyue’s lower lip with his thumb, and said, “You don’t sleep well when you’re left alone.”

 

Jiang Qingyue took a deep breath and nodded, pressing against his chest.

 

“When you were little, you were well-behaved and used to sleep while hugging me,” Ren Shuhan lifted his butt and carried him from the bathroom back to the bed. “Now you find it too hot to hug and keep pushing me away when you’re asleep.”

 

Jiang Qingyue softly said, “We didn’t sleep together for many days when I was little.”

 

He rarely said such things, with a slightly reproachful tone. Ren Shuhan was momentarily stunned before embracing him and apologizing, “I’m sorry, baby, that’s on me. It won’t happen again.”

 

When Jiang Qingyue had first arrived here and was afraid of strangers, he used to sleep together together with Ren Shuhan, who was a few years younger. But then the adults arranged a separate room for him, and he didn’t dare to refuse. Since then, he had been sleeping alone, and Ren Shuhan’s memory wasn’t as good as his, so he had forgotten about it until Jiang Qingyue mentioned it.

 

Little Ren Shuhan actually wanted to sleep together with his soft and fragrant younger brother, but in order to show his brotherly demeanor, he didn’t say it aloud. If only he had spoken up.

 

Jiang Qingyue blinked and whispered very softly, “It was my fault.”

 

Ren Shuhan thought he misheard and pinched his face, asking, “What?”

 

But Jiang Qingyue suddenly became shy, shook his head, and remained silent.

 

The two of them enjoyed each other’s company all day long. The next day, they went to the filming set and shot their final love scene. When Ren Shuhan saw the script with the two male leads booking a room in a small hotel near the university, he suddenly understood what Jiang Qingyue meant.

 

 

Seriously what is it with this shameless gong, why would you go and check his mouth just to flirt (///￣ ￣///)

 

1Meaning that they got embarrassed because of their previous statement and got a slap to the face2I couldn’t think of a similar idiom in English, but it doesn’t really mean that they’re literally going to eat a keyboard, it’s a way to say that they’re so sure that what they believe in is gonna happen, and that they’ll be ready to face public shame if it’s not true3It’s a way to say that the couple was being so “sweet” that others who see them get fed too much “sugar”4They’re calling Qu Chong quite affectionately