The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Chapter 414 The Magical Song of the True Lord Throwing Thunder (1244)

Wang Ling did not expect that a gift of his could make the Thunder Throwing True Monarch so happy. The problem was that when he was in the villa just now, the expression on the face of the young man in white when he received the gift was full of surprise, but he was not overjoyed. To the point where you have to sing to express your feelings...

Wang Ling suddenly felt as if he had discovered a hidden attribute of Thunder Throwing True Monarch.

This is probably the stuffy stuff in the legend...

Wang Ling always felt that this problem was only his own.

But then again, Wang Ling remembered that the song "Take You on a Travel" should be the most popular song recently. A few days ago, when get out of class was over, I saw Chen Chao playing a single with headphones on a loop, and even skipped the inter-school radio on Thursday's lunch break, which made the whole campus permeated with an atmosphere of love.

In addition to this song, there is another song that is more brainwashed recently, "We Are Different"...

But the problem is, he has never heard Thunder Throwing True Monarch sing! Therefore, when I saw this section of Thunder Throwing True Monarch singing dryly, it was not only Wang Ling, but everyone else in the group froze for three seconds in front of the screen.

The Dharma King was stunned for a moment, and then typed a line in the group: "True Monarch, although I haven't heard it yet, but you know... Fat Tiger?"

Everyone: "..."

Cailian Zhenren: "Dharma King... you should listen to it better, this is very rude behavior."

Dharma King: "I'm not worried, what kind of rhythm weapon has the true monarch researched, and come to us for an experiment..."

For a while, the group fell into a brief silence.

Because no one can understand what happened to the True Monarch today, but he was so happy that he couldn't help but sing a song.

At this time, it was Xiaoyin who took the lead: "Everyone, come and listen, Zhenjun sang very well!"

kindness……

With an attitude of appreciation, Wang Ling clicked on the voice that the Thunder Throwing True Monarch sang a cappella.

As a holy beast, although Xiaoyin doesn't usually listen to music made by humans, he still has the ability to appreciate it.

And the fact is indeed as Xiao Yin said, Wang Ling felt that the Thunder Throwing True Monarch actually sang... very good!

Not only every tone is tuned, but the voice when singing is quite distinctive, completely different from the usual normal speaking voice, there is a feeling of a warm male senior in it!

Er Ha also felt a little surprised: "It seems that Zhenjun still has some skills!"

But when Wang Ling turned around and looked at the chat group, there were already a lot of applause and applause.

The real Cailian was a little excited, and she gave out several thumbs: "The real monarch sings really well! This is the first time I heard the real monarch sing, and I could record it like this with my mobile phone... It's really amazing!"

Immortal Toye couldn't help but praise: "It's really good to sing."

At this time, the voice of the Thunder Throwing Lord just finished singing the content of the verse, and then began to play the chorus...

Wang Ling suddenly felt that something was not right.

Cailian Zhenren: "Did Zhenjun sing the wrong lyrics? Why does the lyrics in the chorus part seem a little different from what I heard before? Shouldn't the first sentence be that I want to take you to romantic Turkey...? ?"

Thunder Throwing True Monarch finally replied: "That's right, I changed the words. I have a habit of singing, that is, I am used to changing the words."

The real Cailian replied: "So it is, but the words of Zhenjun have been changed to a rhyme, at least at first glance, I don't feel any sense of disobedience."

Thunder Throwing True Monarch: "Really? Hahaha! I also think I have a talent for writing lyrics!"

After about three seconds, the Thunder Throwing Lord confidently posted the words he had changed...

"Take you on a trip" · Thunder Throwing True Monarch Revised, chorus lyrics:

I want to take you to the romantic hemp sales batch...

Then go to the holy place of cultivation together...

Actually, I prefer to stay at home...

Eat a bag of noodles to satisfy your hunger...

...

Seeing the text content of the lyrics, the entire chat group instantly fell into a dead silence.

Wang Ling took a deep breath: "..." In order to make the lyrics rhyme... It's too sick!

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In the blink of an eye, it was already afternoon, and after Wang Ling opened the song sung by True Monarch Throwing Lei, his mood could not be calm for a long time...

At this moment, Wang Ling suddenly heard the screams of Dad Wang coming from the villa.

Er Ha suddenly raised the dog's head: "What's the situation?"

Wang Ling didn't even need to look at it to know that this must be Dad Wang's old problem. Wang Ling could judge what happened to Dad Wang from the level of his tragic screams, such an inhuman howl of pain... Wang Ling judged that it must be Dad Wang's hemorrhoids again.

This was the valuable experience Wang Ling had accumulated in the villa for many years.

Hemorrhoids belong to Dad Wang's old problem. The main reason is related to lack of exercise and sedentary, which is completely caused by bad living habits.

First of all, Dad Wang rarely goes out, and spends all day sitting on the chair in the study writing code. In addition, the toilet in the bathroom was Dad Wang's favorite place after the study chair. According to what Wang Ma said, if you add up the time Dad Wang sat on the toilet, you can make people think about three lives and three lives, and maybe they can still see ten miles of peach blossoms...

And the most critical point is that Dad Wang's hemorrhoids have an extremely big feature that is very resistant to drug resistance! Ordinary medicine can't cure it! Every time hemorrhoids are committed, the special medicine developed by Immortal Toya has to be applied.

The Medicine King Ling had also seen it before, it was a pile of powder, it looked shiny, and the touch of the fingertips was very cold. Pour on the affected area for about 30 seconds and it will heal immediately. But the price to pay for it is heart-piercing pain...

Of course, Wang Ling can actually cure a minor illness like this...

However, Father Wang refused to let him heal.

Letting his son treat hemorrhoids for himself, Dad Wang felt very ashamed! As the head of the family, he can't even overcome such a mere ailment, how can he take on such a heavy responsibility! ? This is the dignity of a man! ——If you are a man, you can overcome hemorrhoids by yourself!

This is the oath that Dad Wang made in his heart after he got hemorrhoids for the first time...

For more than a minute, Dad Wang's screams continued to come...

This time it seemed that it took a while, so Wang Ling decided to take a look.

Under normal circumstances, the screams should be over in about thirty seconds.

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Wang Ling had just come downstairs when Dad Wang's screams stopped. He was lying on the sofa sweating profusely, weakly like a lady who had just given birth...

After Wang Ma put away the medicine, she couldn't help but scolded: "You are looking at your mobile phone on the toilet. When you go to the toilet, I will pinch the net!"

"No! Even if it hurts to death! You can't cut off my internet!" Dad Wang was excited: "The time when I sit on the toilet every morning is the time when I play the trumpet and fight the trolls!"

"That's okay... keep the internet going. I have other options."

Wang Ma couldn't help but smile. This smile had a hint of cunning. Wang Ling and Er Ha were both startled. Immediately afterwards, Wang Ma turned her face to look at Wang Ling: "Lingling, you came just in time. Go back and contact Xiao Ming and ask him to deliver your father's birthday present in advance."

Wang Ling: "..."

Dad Wang: "What? Did Xiao Ming prepare a present for me?"

Wang Ma smiled: "Yes, this is customized by Xiao Ming himself!"

Dad Wang: "Isn't it too early for my birthday... What a hurry! By the way, what kind of gift is this?"

Wang Ma continued to smile: "Intelligent anti-hemorrhoid thermostat toilet."

Dad Wang: "..."

Wang Ling; "..."

Wang Ma: "The longer you sit on this toilet, the higher the temperature. Xiao Ming said that even in the Yuan Ying period, you have to stand up after sitting for less than five minutes."

Dad Wang: "..."

Wang Ling: "..."

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