The Daily Life of the Immortal King

Dad Wang just took the medicine. Although the hemorrhoids are completely healed, the icy feeling left by the special medicine is as stimulating as Wang Zhaojun's opening in his thighs one after another...

This icy feeling will last for a long time. After the strong stinging pain when applying the medicine is over, there will be a constant numbness that spreads to the entire lower body, so Dad Wang will not be able to move for a while.

"The most poisonous woman's heart!" Dad Wang was lying on the sofa, and he felt a burst of despair in his heart... When he thought that when he was Calvin in the future, he would no longer be able to sit on the toilet and think about the plot for a long time. Dad Wang was very happy. It is despair, I can't help roaring - toilet, but every creator's spiritual food, uh... spiritual source!

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It was also the first time Er Ha saw Dad Wang's hemorrhoids attack, and was quite frightened by the situation.

Sometimes, Erha actually doesn't understand. Some stubborn people are so obsessed with the "dignity" of what they do. What is it for? Isn't it just a hemorrhoid? He brought his butt close to Wang Ling and touched it.

Feel what's wrong with the butt, and there will be no less meat!

This is a rare daily anecdote, and Er Ha thinks this question is more thought-provoking.

So, in the end, Erha decided to write it down on his "Human Observation Diary", the title is - if you have hemorrhoids, you can get better by being touched on your butt. Should you choose to be touched or protect yourself? Manners?

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This was an order given by Wang Ma herself. Of course Wang Ling did not dare to disobey. There were three toilets in the Wang family's small villa, and there were three toilets in total. Wang Ling's bedroom had a separate bathroom, and the enlightened Lord Ma was inside... and what Wang Ma wanted to replace were the two outside.

Wang Ling's text message was just sent to Wang Ming, and Wang Ming replied almost instantly: "Yo? Miss me again?"

Wang Ling tried his best to resist the urge to crush his watch, and truthfully explained what Wang Ma had just said in a text message.

And after knowing the whole story, Wang Ming was also very happy now. He laughed so hard in front of the screen that everyone else in the institute was inexplicable. The kind of large-caliber water cup, looking at this scene calmly, his eyes seem to have seen through everything...

Wang Ming's text message was quickly replied: "What? Uncle Wang's hemorrhoids are committed again? I told him last time, sitting less and exercising more, squatting on the toilet all the time is not good, it is most likely to cause bacterial infection. You Don't worry, this is all on me, and I will arrange for someone to come and assemble it tomorrow!"

This is a birthday present that was set before. Wang Ming has prepared it a long time ago, which is a question of sending it in advance.

However, there is another embarrassing situation with such a gift, that is, a new gift has to be prepared on the birthday.

As for Wang's father's hemorrhoid incident, Wang Ming also expressed his views.

Soon, Wang Ling received another text message from Wang Ming: "Well, it's actually Uncle Wang's fault, who made him unstable at ordinary times? With an endocrine disorder, no matter how much nutrition you eat, it's useless. ah."

Wang Ling stared at the text message for a while, thinking that it was rare for him to be serious as a second-hand brother...I was thinking about whether to reply in a serious way.

Wang Ming's next text message came again: "Why don't you just let your son touch your butt, just touch it... If I get hemorrhoids, you can..."

Wang Ling twitched the corners of his mouth: "..." He knew that this guy wouldn't be so serious at all!

On the other hand, Wang Ming could almost already imagine the expression on Wang Ling's face when he saw this text message in front of the screen.

Wang Ming felt that in his life, in addition to finding some fun in scientific research and invention, the rest of the fun had to be found in Wang Ling. Wang Ming privately thought that teasing Wang Ling was a very interesting thing! Ordinary people can't even flirt!

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Just finished texting with Wang Ming here, and the chat group was still busy. Wang Ling glanced at the message that popped up on the screen... Suddenly, he was surprised to find that he was actually pulled into a multi-person chat group called "Gossip Conference Room". .

Moreover, this multi-person chat has just been established, and the creator happens to be the Thunder King... At this moment, more and more people are being pulled by the King from the chat group of the Thunder Throwing True Monarch next door to the King. In a temporary group chat created by myself.

Wang Ling glanced at the members of the group and found that most of the people in the chat group were...except Xiaoyin and Thunder Throwing True Monarch!

Well... this point is already quite obvious...

gossip meeting room

Dharma King Thunder: "Everyone! I want to break the news! I want to break the news! I have gossip, I can't help it!"

The real person Cailian made a few sweaty expressions: "Dharma King... please keep calm...Speak slowly...Do you still remember the large-scale power outage in the area caused by the leakage of the Innate Divine Thunder because of being too excited... "

Immortal Toye was stunned for a moment: "Is there still such a thing?"

Practitioner Cailian: "Yes! Later, the Dharma King dressed up as enthusiastic citizens and went to repair it in person... and was awarded a pennant at the back."

In front of the screen, seeing Cailian's real person breaking the news, everyone couldn't help but take a deep breath: ... what kind of rude operation is this! ?

Dharma King Raiden: "Don't interrupt me, I'm talking about the real business... What are you doing to expose my shortcomings? What I'm going to say today is much more exciting."

Mr. Toye was preparing to make alchemy. A pile of materials was ready, but when he was about to start the alchemy furnace, he was interrupted.

Dharma King Thunder and Lightning: "You don't know how explosive this is! Let me tell you, it's very likely that Zhenjun has secretly married!"

Cailian real person: "Nani???"

Immortal Toya: "What the hell???"

Fang Xing: "???"

Wang Ling: "..."

Cailian Zhenren took a deep breath and tried to remain calm: "Didn't Zhenjun bring us something, how did you know he's married?"

"Ring! I saw that the real monarch is wearing a ring!" Without saying a word, the King took a photo of the Soul Soul Ring and sent it to many people to chat: "See? This is the ring that the real monarch wears in his hand. Besides, he also gave me an identical Dharma ring... Doesn't that explain the problem?"

Fang Xing couldn't help but smile: "It turns out that the true monarch is going to give us a Dharma ring, but... the Dharma King judges that the true monarch has secretly married just by virtue of the ring, wouldn't it be too arbitrary?"

Dharma King: "But the problem is, the true monarch is wearing the ring finger of his left hand!"

Wang Ling: "..."

Dharma King: "He gave each of us the same ring. Obviously, this is Chi Guoguo's show of love! I think it is necessary for us to organize a wave and ask the true monarch face to face!"

Wang Ling twitched the corners of his mouth: "..." This time, there was a big misunderstanding!

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