Summary
Meet Cole Steward. A man renowned across the galaxies for his ability to make and master anything that can be used as a weapon.
At age 5, he had already turned his house into a fortress and mastered the art of the invincible frying pan.
At age 7, he mastered every single martial art known in the universe as well as every single kind of weapon in existence.
At age 10, he built an O-I heavy tank by himself with scrap metal he found in a junkyard.
At age 13, he moved on from tanks and went on to make an entire fleet of spaceships.
At age 15, he built military-grade photon lasers in his underground bunker.
At age 17, he was able to beat the No. 1 strategist of every single galaxy.
At age 20, a war started over him for his incredible talent in weapons.
At age 23, he ended that same war with his fleet of spaceships that was piloted by his fans.
And then during the awarding ceremony where he would be hailed as the universe's hero...
He died.
Cause of death? Him slipping on the red carpet of the room and getting his head banged on the marble stairs.
What happened after that?
He got reincarnated into a body of a Mechanica which looked exactly like him into a world which was odd, to say the least.
There was gunfire raging in the east with a Russian holding a vodka bottle while standing on top of a poor man's car.
A technologically advanced city in the north with some kind of energy field protecting it.
A fight between two martial artists wearing traditional Chinese clothing with glowing swords and colorful blasts of qi decimating the landscape in the south.
And a battle between a party of one average-looking young man and 4 other beauties which may or may not have a bushy tail or long ears against a fearsome black dragon while shouting phrases about friendship and love in the west.
He also ended up getting a 5-year-old that looked similar to him as a daughter.
Now follow Cole's adventures in a world that's too jumbled up for its own good and fighting against stupid protagonist tropes while he tries to learn how to be a normal doting father.
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- .1 Chapter .1
- .2 Chapter .2
- 1 Chapter 1
- 2 Chapter 2
- 3 Chapter 3
- 4 Chapter 4
- 5 Chapter 5
- 6 Chapter 6
- 7 Chapter 7
- 8 Chapter 8
- 9 Chapter 9
- 10 Chapter 10
- 11 Chapter 11
- 12 Chapter 12
- 13 Chapter 13
- 14 Chapter 14
- 15 Chapter 15
- 16 Chapter 16
- 17 Chapter 17
- 18 Chapter 18
- 19 Chapter 19
- 20 Chapter 20
- 21 Chapter 21
- 22 Chapter 22
- 23 Chapter 23
- 24 Chapter 24
- 25 Chapter 25
- 26 Chapter 26
- 27 Chapter 27
- 28 Chapter 28
- 29 Chapter 29
- 30 Chapter 30
- 31 Chapter 31
- 32 Chapter 32
- 33 Chapter 33
- 34 Chapter 34
- 35 Chapter 35
- 36 Chapter 36
- 37 Chapter 37
- 38 Chapter 38
- 39 Chapter 39
- 40 Chapter 40
- 41 Chapter 41
- 42 Chapter 42
- 43 Chapter 43
- 44 Chapter 44
- 45 Chapter 45
- 46 Chapter 46
- 47 Chapter 47
- 48 Chapter 48
- 49 Chapter 49
- 50 Chapter 50
- 51 Chapter 51
- 52 Chapter 52
- 53 Chapter 53
- 54 Chapter 54
- 55 Chapter 55
- 56 Chapter 56
- 57 Chapter 57
- 58 Chapter 58
- 59 Chapter 59
- 60 Chapter 60
- 61 Chapter 61
- 62 Chapter 62
- 63 Chapter 63
- 64 Chapter 64
- 65 Chapter 65
- 66 Chapter 66
- 67 Chapter 67
- 68 Chapter 68
- 69 Chapter 69
- 70 Chapter 70
- 71 Chapter 71
- 72 Chapter 72
- 73 Chapter 73
- 74 Chapter 74
- 75 Chapter 75
- 76 Chapter 76
- 77 Chapter 77
- 78 Chapter 78
- 79 Chapter 79
- 80 Chapter 80
- 81 Chapter 81
- 82 Chapter 82
- 83 Chapter 83
- 84 Chapter 84
- 85 Chapter 85
- 86 Chapter 86
- 87 Chapter 87
- 88 Chapter 88
- 89 Chapter 89
- 90 Chapter 90
- 91 Chapter 91
- 92 Chapter 92
- 93 Chapter 93
- 94 Chapter 94
- 95 Chapter 95
- 96 Chapter 96
- 97 Chapter 97
- 98 Chapter 98
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