Transmigrated As The Big Boss’s Mobile System

 He sensed his scalp tightened as he turned around to look at Lou Wei, “This…Ermm, I was drunk and I was talking rubbish.” 

Lou Wei placed his hand under his chin and stared at him, “Is it?”

“Of course!” Wen Fan hated that he was unable to open his mouth to talk and could only nod his head to show that he was speaking the truth.

It was a pity that the penguin who stood behind him, out of his view, replaced the wordings on the white board to ‘Speaking the truth after drinking.’

Lou Wei’s gaze went past Wen Fan and he stared at the white board that the penguin was holding. He then went back to stare at Wen Fan with a complex emotion.

Wen Fan sensed President Lou’s gaze. He felt that a sudden burst of light emerged behind his back, it was as if the secret that he kept inside his heart had been discovered. 

Thank goodness Lou Wei didn’t say anything after that but lowered his head and began to capture Wen Fan’s voice source. 

This was the first time that Wen Fan learned that the sound could be recorded separately and different pitches were separated and then re-group together to form a new sound.

Moreover, it didn’t sound electronic at all.

The process of reorganizing the audio took a long time. Wen Fan saw Lou Wei opened one software after another on his computer. The software had filled the computer screen, and most of them were software that he had never seen before.

Wen Fan got dizzy from staring at it and eventually sat on the mobile desktop of Lou Wei’s phone, preparing to play some games. When he was about to click open ‘Honor of Kings’, the camel who took a stroll on the desert wallpaper came back. It was still chewing on the leaves from the ‘Oasis’ as it walked slowly and steadily back to its APP shelf.

The moment the camel was back into its original spot, the desktop wallpaper under Wen Fan’s legs was due for a refresh and it changed back into the forest wallpaper from just now.

The huge crowd of animals came dashing out from the wallpaper and dashed past Wen Fan, heading straight into their respective APP shelves. The few animal’s cries merged together and Wen Fan quickly turned down the volume of the phone.

On the top of the APP shelve, the ‘Youdao Translator’ parrot glared at these groups of ungraceful APPs in disdain. A speech bubble in english with chinese translation appeared next to it, ‘Oh my goodness, for christ sake! You bunch of idiotic APP. How dare you taint my APP shelve using your stinky paws that were covered with muds from the forest! You better watch out! I’ll kick your *ss hard with my toes! Ah! For god sake, I swear I’ll really do it!”

This standard translation tone had led Wen Fan to think that he had travelled back to the early eighties. But the two APPs beside the parrots turned a deaf ear and ran back into their shelves in a flash. They then picked their paws and tamed their fur.

Even the penguin next to Wen Fan fished out a headset from its *ss and placed it over its head.

The translator parrot immediately felt that they were insulting him. It flapped its wings vigorously in anger and as a result they hit on the ‘Perfect Piano’ APP next to it. The piano’s keys were suddenly struck and made a loud sound. Luckily, Wen Fan turned down the phone’s volume just now, otherwise, it would have distracted Lou Wei.

Luckily the parrot was still frightened of the trident in Wen Fan’s hand. He raised the trident which was part of the devil costume and hurled it toward the parrot. The parrot immediately stopped flapping its wings in grief and pouted its mouth as it went back on the APP shelve.

As soon as the ‘Youdau Translator’ parrot went back to its original place, Wen Fan noticed another speech bubble appearing above his head. He turned his head to the side and found that it was the Old Arthur from the ‘Honor of Kings’ logo saying something.

As the only game APP with a human face among all the other APPs,  the stout man with golden hair was blushing. “Life is so boring. There are so many animals with me as the only handsome boy around.”

 Handsome boy…

Wen Fan stared at Old Arthur’s rough face and pouted his lips without saying anything.

The penguin behind him flipped around the white board in his hand and the wording on the board changed. “Narcissist!”

Old Authur, “…”

He coughed lightly and lifted his chin toward Wen Fan. “Hey, I’m so bored being alone. Little Brother, can you download an APP with pretty girls for me?”

Wen Fan “.”

Not waiting for him to speak, Old Arthur said again, “Find me a pretty lady and I’ll give you all the character’s cosmetic skins to your game account!”

“…” When Wen Fan was still a human, he had never thought that there would come a day where he was bribed by a gaming APP. He looked at Old Arthur with a complex emotion.

Old Arthur thought that he was hesitating. He quickly added, “It doesn’t matter if you spend money or not, you will still be able to use all the cosmetic skins. You can have all the heroes and new cosmetic skins. How does it sound?”

Wen Fan felt that Old Arthur was too shallow.

How could he as a human being trade his soul for a few hero’s cosmetic skin and download APP for a game?

…He would!

Two minutes later, Old Arthur stared at the new “Qi Ji Nuan Nuan’ APP that appeared beside him. (T/N: Qi Ji Nuan Nuan is a famous fashion game). Pink bubbles started to appear from his head.

The teenage girl with pink hair was beautiful and elegant. Her pair of eyes sparkled and even if she sat quietly on the APP shelf beside ‘Honor of Kings’, others were able to smell the scent of jasmine flowers.

The old bachelor who had been alone for many years fell in love with her at first sight. He was tongue-tied for a long while before he managed to spit out a sentence, “How, how are you…I’m, erm, I’m from Tenscent.”

He lowered his head shyly after he finished speaking, not daring to look into the girl’s eyes.

Nuan Nuan with pink hair opened her mouth to reply. Her voice was as gentle as how Wen Fan imagined. “That’s such a coincidence, I’m also from Tenscent.”