Universe’s Most Famous Vinegar Goddess

Chapter Title: ‹ She hurriedly ran forward and hugged He Yunhan. ›

Xiao Fengyu’s finger was still under He Yunhan’s nose and it was all too late to be retracted.

The Movie Empress just looked at her so fixedly.

A cool breeze blew by, Xiao Fengyu smiled shyly: “I-I just want to see if……”

He Yun Han raised his eyebrows, eyes dense with moisture: “If I’m dead or not?”

Xiao Fengyu was about to bite off her tongue. She didn’t dare to say more, and hurriedly started the car and drove to He Yunhan’s house.

The night view of the city is beautiful, and there are no people at this point, and the evening zephyr is comfortable and charming.

Xiao Fengyu was in a good mood. She checked on He Yunhan from time to time, the latter must have been very uncomfortable, her face was lacking its vitality, and her brows frowned every now and then.

Getting out of the car,

Xiao Fengyu didn’t know that He Yunhan didn’t want to be touched, and wanted to support her, but He Yunhan dodged her extremely fast.

Xiao Fengyu looked at He Yunhan in surprise. He Yunhan half hung her head and stroked her stomach with her hand, looking very agonized.

Not caring about anything else, Xiao Fengyu quickly opened the door: “You go in first, and I’ll get you something to eat. ”

When He Yunhan entered the room, the last trace of her strength seemed to have been exhausted. She could no longer enter the bedroom and lay directly on the sofa in the living room.

Xiao Fengyu washed her hands, tied on an apron, and now mixed a glass of honey lemonade whilst preparing a porridge with preserved eggs and lean meat.

Fengyu also has times where she drank too much for entertainment. Usually, at instances like this, she didn’t want to eat greasy food, but an empty stomach would be making her queasy. Eating porridge would be the most warm and nourishing.

The cooking skills being performed was very good, the knife work was also nicely done, the preserved egg porridge was thick, and that filled the whole room with its aroma.

Xiao Fengyu carried the tray of the finished porridge out, but she was bewildered with the scene before her.

He Yunhan was sitting on the sofa. She was pouring medicine into her hand. She didn’t know how many pills, pills, and capsules there were. There were half of them. She was very mechanical throughout the process. She didn’t even look at it. When she picked up the water cup, she seemed like she would deliver it all straight to her mouth.

Xiao Fengyu quickly yelled, “Don’t move!”

He Yunhan stopped moving and twisted her head to look at her.

Her eyes were dull, and the gaze directed at her was hollow,

In this exact moment, she perfectly resembled the selfie that Fengyu saw on Weibo.

Xiao Fengyu placed the tray down carefully, and wiped the water on her hands: "Why would you take so many medicines? Too much of it might cause you to be poisoned.”

She surveyed down at the medicines on the coffee table.

Various stomach medicines, analgesics, and even drugs for depression and insomnia were mixed in.

He Yunhan’s voice was very light: “I’m used to it; I can sleep without eating.”

Xiao Fengyu frowned, “Well, drink the porridge first, and then you can eat it later.”

He Yunhan seemed to be absent-minded, Xiao Fengyu handed the porridge over, but she didn’t move.

Xiao Fengyu tried to coax her: “Drink a little so that your stomach will feel better. ”

He Yunhan was motionless as if she hadn’t heard a thing.

Xiao Fengyu thought about it, “Teacher He, let me tell you a horror story?”

He Yunhan looked at her as if she was a fool.

Xiao Fengyu earnestly started: “The story started like this. Once upon a time, a little sheep drank too much. She was picked up by a kind tiger and the tiger cooked a bowl of porridge for the sheep, but she refused to drink it. And because she was a disobedient little sheep, she was eaten by the tiger with her head bitten right off. ”

Bursting into giggles, Xiao Fengyu passed the bowl to He Yunhan, beaming: “Drink?”

……

Ten minutes later.

Xiao Fengyu hummed a little song as she cleaned up, He Yunhan’s dishes.

He Yunhan shrank into the sofa and watched Xiao Fengyu.

Is she always so happy?

Does she have to smile all the time even when all she’s doing is brushing the dishes? Is there gold on the bowl?

With something in her stomach, He Yunhan felt better, but she still could barely stand up: “Go back, I’m fine now.”

Xiao Fengyu didn’t move.

She suddenly felt pity for He Yunhan.

This is a typical habit of being strong but unwilling to show weakness even though it is obviously painful and uncomfortable.

He Yunhan: “For today…… thank you.”

Xiao Fengyu shook her head, she glanced at the small handful of medicine that He Yunhan put in the medicine lid: “My agent is busy at the moment, and I will definitely not be able to go back to school at this point, I will wait a while before leaving. ”

With He Yunhan’s character, if Xiao Fengyu said something like “I’ll stay with you”, she would definitely refuse.

What she said was very subtle and tactful.

But who is He Yunhan?

She stared at Xiao Fengyu’s eyes, and her voice was unusually indifferent: “I have a driver here.”

Over the years, she has become accustomed to loneliness, even the physical pain, she does not need anyone’s warmth.

Well, after all, they are not in the level of a familiar relationship.

Xiao Fengyu no longer insisted, she slowly got up, “Then okay, I’m leaving, you …… don’t take so much medicine.”

A very smart and sensible girl.

Under He Yunhan’s watchful eye, she carried her bag and was about to leave, but at the moment Xiao Fengyu opened the door, He Yunhan’s body fell softly against the sofa.

Xiao Fengyu was so frightened that her heart was about to jump out, she hurriedly ran forward and hugged He Yunhan: “What happened? What’s wrong?”

He Yunhan was sweating profusely behind his back, as if she was about to faint, but she still wanted to push Xiao Fengyu with her hand, “Don't… don’t touch me…”

“Stop talking!” Saving people is more important, Xiao Fengyu cannot take time right now to care how pretentious this movie queen is, she hurriedly helped her to lean on the sofa.

“We need to call for a doctor.“ Xiao Fengyu looked at He Yunhan with a little fear, He Yunhan shook her head weakly: "No…”

If you follow Xiao Fengyu’s previous character assessment, you must treat this He Yunhan’s word “no” as a fart[1].

But then again, this is someone else’s own matter. Another thing is that her celebrity status will get in the way as it is very likely that if she rashly seeks a doctor, it will cause an uproar.

Fortunately, Xiao Fengyu had rich life experience, so she immediately took out the chocolate she carried with her peeled its wrapper and stuffed it in He Yunhan’s mouth.

He Yunhan: ……

Before she could react, the sweet taste spread from her lips and teeth.

Xiao Fengyu hovered at He Yunhan, looking very anxious: "Is there a blood pressure monitor at home? It’s better to be safe. We need to check your blood pressure.”

He Yunhan couldn’t move and looked in the direction of the TV cabinet.

Xiao Fengyu understood it tacitly, and quickly got up to find the blood pressure meter.

An empress is an empress.

The things in the house are particularly high class, even the medical equipment she found looked different from ordinary blood pressure monitors.

Xiao Fengyu messed with it for a bit then directed her gaze at He Yunhan: “Stretch out your arm.”

He Yunhan hesitated for a moment, looking at Xiao Fengyu’s forehead sweating slightly because of her busy work, she took a deep breath, tugged up the clothes on her arm up, and stretched it out.

Xiao Fengyu took a look, and couldn’t help but praise it in her heart, it was really white.

She carefully wrapped its velcro cuff around He Yunhan’s arm and instructed in an extremely professional manner: “Level your right hand at on the same level as your heart.[2]”

He Yunhan raised her hand obediently: “How did you know how to use it? ”

Although it was a question, Xiao Fengyu enjoyed the praise in it. She raised her eyebrows: “That’s natural. I used to be a very famous local doctor in our family. The neighbors came to me for everything, and they often lined up in long lines. What is this, it’s just a small matter.”

Just as she finished talking,

The red light of He Yinghou’s advanced blood pressure meter began to flicker, and the voice of the icy female machine prompted.

———Sorry, your operation method is wrong, please read the manual carefully, thank you for your use, goodbye!

He Yunhan: ……

Xiao Fengyu: ……

Is there anything more embarrassing in life than this?

After being fussed around like this, He Yunhan didn’t know if she was angry or what. She had regained more strength and could even wave her hand away: “You can go now.”

Seeing the person rejuvenated,

Xiao Fengyu reclaimed a footing for herself, “Well, it seems that I diagnosed correctly, you should pay attention to blood pressure and blood sugar oh.”

He Yunhan took a deep breath.

Not far outside He Yunhan’s house, Xiao Fengyu received a call from Lin Xixi.

When Lin Xixi became sober, she was filled with regret and guilt as she remembered that she just suddenly entrusted her teacher to Xiao Fengyu: “Yuan Bao, how is teacher?! Are you still at her house?”

Xiao Fengyu smiled jauntily: “It’s okay now, you calm down ah. I accompanied her for a while, and she is feeling much better.”

Hearing what Feng Yu said, Lin Xixi breathed a sigh of relief, “Okay, okay, that’s good. It scared me to death.”

Xiao Fengyu patted his chest: “Why, you are talking about the amazing Yuan Bao here. Are you doubting my skills?”

Lin Xixi grinned, her tone quite relaxed: “Of course not, I just feel a little bad for not being able to warn you about a few things. Miss He is very particular about certain things, and I was scared that you might have set off her minefield.”

Xiao Fengyu looked at the neon lights in the distance, kicked a small stone, continuing the casual small talk: “Minefield?”

Lin Xixi hmm-ed: “Yes, for example, she is very reluctant to be touched.“

Hearing this, Xiao Fengyu hiccupped and became stationary: "What ……?”

Lin Xixi’s tone slightly lowered, “She hates other people having physical contact with her, that includes those of the same sex regardless of how good their relationship is.”

Xiao Fengyu: ???

She…… was just afraid that He Yunhan would fall down so she hugged her close. She also pressed her arm to give He Yunhan’s a blood pressure test, ah.

Lin Xixi: “Ah, oh yes, and my teacher is also very finicky about her diet. When people drink, they usually hydrate themselves and try to clear their heads with some soup and porridge but well….. she hates doing that. Miss He hates drinking these things the most, especially porridge. She claimed that it has a strange smell.”

Xiao Fengyu was stiffened even more.

She…… just forced the Movie Empress drink honey lemonade and……porridge with preserved egg as well as lean meat ah.

Lin Xixi tapped her face: "Hey, it’s weird, right? But it is understandable, maybe the porridge and everything are full of carbohydrates, right? My master is extremely strict and hard on herself. After her debut, she didn’t even eat anything sweet.”

Xiao Fengyu: ……

She just fed her such a large piece of chocolate……

Oh…… oh my God!

Chapter notes with 1% Accuracy

[1] Pì fàngle — or simply “fart”. It is used to scold a person or dismiss what they do or are saying. It may also mean they despise or don’t respect the person they were directing it to but in this case, Xiao Fengyu just means that He Yunhan’s words cannot be relied upon because she obviously needs help.

[2] Just for the record, when levelling it at the same level as your heart, you need to support your arm using a cushion or a higher table. Something stable will let you relax, when I say relax, I mean when you are not actively using your muscles to keep it in place.