Why Do I Wake up as a Cheater Every Time?

After a long and happy life with Shen Muchuan, a life without shame or irritation, Qin Yuyang was finally on his deathbed. He thought of a fearful possibility that made his heart tremble. 

He had a strong hunch that he would not die just yet.

And when he woke up again, there was a 99% chance that he would still be a cheating scumbag.  

It’s just that Qin Yuyang guessed the beginning, but he didn’t guess the ending.

The blue sky and white clouds were above him, the fresh air surrounded him, his location was clearly a beautiful manor. A fluffy hairball scampered off to chase another hairball, pushing the poor and weak brown Teddy1 to the corner, pressing on it, and doing wretched movements. 

A servant working in the manor saw this scene and the bucket in her hand fell to the ground with a thud, “My God, my God!” 

Her high nose bridge and blue eyes on her face showed an expression of disgust. She grabbed her skirt, turned around, and ran, “Young Master JinLuo, come and see what your fiancé has done!”

After a while, everyone in the manor was attracted by the maid’s shouts.

They stood in the corner with the white hairball showing an awkward face. Everyone was giving off a face of disgust.

“Sure enough, he is a low-minded beast. No wonder he has been in his infancy period this whole time and unable to change his body.” The spotless leather shoes stepped on the grass in front of the hairball, and the tall and handsome man said with contempt and sarcasm, “If it wasn’t for your parents who left you with a rich legacy. Who would be willing to guard a low-leveled beast like you?” 

The hairball sitting on the ground still looked awkward and didn’t come over to bite JinLuo’s trousers as usual.

“Tsk! You also know that you are disgusting and lowly and don’t deserve to touch this noble young master, right?” From JinLuo’s standpoint, he was really disgusted by this fiancé of his.

“Young Master.” The housekeeper, Lexi bowed to him. “It’s better to send it away, you really shouldn’t bear this shame.”

She completely forgot that she used to be the housekeeper of the Qin family.

“You are right.” JinLuo said, “Then I’ll leave it to you to do it. Throw it away as far as possible. Say that it accidentally ran out by itself and was killed by a wild beast.”

“Okay,” Lexi said. 

After JinLuo brought everyone away, Lexi walked over and picked up the fluffy hairball, wrapped it with her skirt, and hurried out the door.

“Young Master Yuyang…” Lexi’s voice was full of sadness, “You will be killed by him sooner or later if you stay in this house, so you should go and find someone else who is gentle and kind.” She forced a smile and touched the beast’s beautiful hair, “You are so cute, someone will definitely be willing to raise you.” 

“…” Qin Yuyang who was in Lexi’s arms was struck by lightning. He hadn’t come out of the nightmare of assaulting a Teddy just now and receive the memory of the world.

It turned out to be such a mysterious world. 

Compared to becoming an unspeakable beast, assaulting a Teddy is nothing!

“I will tie a ribbon on you to make you look more like a little pet.” Lexi took him to a fork in the road and placed him in the grass, “You must remember to choose a kind person and go with them, you know?” 

But Lexi was still full of worries. If the young master had been smart, he wouldn’t have done the things that he did today, alas!

In the memories that Qin Yuyang received, a large proportion contained Lexi. She was a housekeeper who treated the original owner well. But in this hierarchical world, a housekeeper is just a servant. She had already taken a big risk by acting like this.

“Young Master JinLuo didn’t stipulate when I should return, so I will watch over you nearby and won’t put you in danger, don’t worry.” Lexi’s eyes were red and she found a secret place for herself to hide to watch over Qin Yuyang.

Their current location was the main road leading towards the capital, there will be many carriages passing by this road later. 

According to the specifications and decorations of a carriage, you can see the financial resources of the owner sitting in it. 

Of course, Lexi hopes that a financially capable person would be the one to raise her young master.

Qin Yuyang squatted in the grass blankly. Raising his paw, he took a look at it. It was a beautiful paw, round and furry. He turned it around to reveal a bunch of pink beans. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. Hidden under fluffy white fur. 

As a big man who has never worn pink on his body, he collapsed on the ground with his head tilted.

“Young Master!” Lexi grabbed her skirt and wanted to come out. However, a luxurious carriage came up on the main road and she retreated with her heart pounding hard. Will the owner of this carriage be the new master of her young master?

“…Drive!” The coachman who drove the carriage just glanced at the edge of the bushes and then left without squinting. 

He just left like that!

Lexi shouted angrily in her heart, ‘Is my young master not cute enough? You can’t find such a cute hairball in this world, okay!’

Lexi went over, helped the swaying hairball up, and carefully arranged its fur, “Young Master, you must cheer up. Someone will like you, you know?”

Re-appeasing the hairball, Lexi hid back anxiously. 

“Woo…” It was not scary to be a hairball. What was scary is that Qin Yuyang actually liked being soothed and comforted. 

At this moment, Qin Yuyang had wanted to die of shame but also didn’t want to die since he knew he still had a chance to change the future.

That bird JinLuo was trying to occupy the nest2. He coveted the property of the Qin family and the position of head of the manor, so he couldn’t just let him obtain it cheaply. 

Lexi’s concerns were correct. This strength-ruled world is full of dangers and it is difficult for a small hairball without any power to survive. 

The best choice is to rely on the strong and increase strength in a stable environment. 

As far as Qin Yuyang knows, the original owner was born in a family known for its ancient martial arts. The power contained in his own blood is not something that could be ignored. 

As for the problem in the original owner’s mind, he might really just be stupid…

However, being able to chase the Teddy that day at least showed that he had courage.

“Young Master, look!” Lexi whispered and another carriage came into view on the main road. It appeared to be the carriage of an aristocratic lady. This is a good choice!

Lexi hoped that her young master would be able to seize this opportunity!

Qin Yuyang glanced at the carriage lazily, saw that it was a lady’s carriage, and huddled himself into a ball.

“Gosh… you are so timid….” Lexi murmured in desperation.

A few minutes later, an unremarkable carriage approached. 

This carriage looked too ordinary, without the slightest symbol of being financially stable. Lexi was unwilling for her young master to suffer in case he followed such a person. 

She looked back at her cute young master lovingly, ‘Huh? Where was the young master?’

A white dumpling with its head looking like it’s a part of its round body, fluffy neck with a pink ribbon on it.… let’s just say this fluffball has a neck, was sitting motionless in the middle of the road.

The reason why Qin Yuyang chose this humble carriage was that it looked like a big man’s car.

The carriage gave off a simple feeling, neat and tidy.

“Jia–” The middle-aged coachman saw a white dumpling in the middle of the road and suddenly stopped the carriage. 

The owner inside wondered why the carriage suddenly stopped, “What happened?”

“Young Master, there is an animal in the middle of the road blocking the way.” 

The owner in the carriage thought to himself and immediately imagined a beast blocking the road in his mind, ‘How can there be wild beasts in the middle of the road?’

“Let me deal with it.” He opened the carriage door and stepped on his valuable animal leather boots to get off the carriage.

This handsome and dignified young man with outstanding temperament was like a prince and his name was Yan Yifan.

Although he is riding in an ordinary-looking carriage, he was out-and-out a noble young master.

At first glance, he did not see the so-called beast.

“Ragu, where is the beast you were talking about?” Yan Yifan frowned. 

“There, young master.” Ragu pointed towards Qin Yuyang’s position.

Yan Yifan finally saw the little dumpling in front of the horses, an… overweight Diru beast, a small herbivore with a docile personality.

Among ten noble ladies, eight of them are definitely raising a Diru beast.

This one should have been raised by a grandma, seeing the huge ribbon tied around its neck. He was afraid that it might have accidentally jumped out of a carriage.

“It looks like it’s someone else’s pet. Take it away and continue on the road.” Yan Yifan said coldly, apparently having no affection for this kind of pet that noble ladies like.

“Okay.” Ragu came down and walked towards Qin Yuyang.

Seeing that Ragu’s big hands were about to pick up and throw him away, Qin Yuyang didn’t know how long it would take to wait for the next suitable meal ticket. 

As soon as Qin Yuyang thought of that, he threw back his legs, his chubby body slipping away from Ragu’s hand, and rushed towards the entrance of the carriage swiftly.

But the step to get onto the carriage was a bit too high, so he jumped, jumped, and jumped again!

“…”

Yan Yifan and Ragu watched on coldly, without any intentions of helping. 

Ragu thought that this fluffball was a very pitiful animal that was a bit too obese and causes inconvenience. 

The ruthless young master thought to himself, ‘No, I can’t expose the fact that I am a plush control in front of the servants, I have to hold back.’

“Oh, sorry! Young Master, I will throw it away now.” Ragu finally recovered and immediately bent over to grab the white dumpling.

Qin Yuyang looked desperate and tried jumping one last time unwillingly.

Unfortunately, his fat body couldn’t keep up with his hopes, and eventually, he was caught.

“Young Master?” Ragu said in surprise because his Young Master took the lead and grabbed the little animal from his hands.

“Maybe this is a pet of a certain noble lady. We can take it back to the city first.” The noble young man said sternly. 

Of course, Ragu had no objections, “Okay, as you wish.”

After closing the carriage door, Qin Yuyang felt a pair of slender fingers touching him, even going as far as infringing on his rights to privacy.

What do you mean this cold-looking boy was just putting on a look that he hates small animals?

Now he can’t stop touching Qin Yuyang’s body, even squeezing his eggs!3

“You really have a lot of meat on your body…” Yan Yifan said in a daze, holding on to the limbs of the hairball and burying his entire face in it.

Right! This is the feeling of dying on the belly of a beast!

Oh my god! It feels hard to breathe, so wonderful!

Sure enough, he should have raised one secretly. Yan Yifan regrets not doing this earlier while enjoying the thrill of burying his face on the ball of fluff. 

However, he has seen hundreds of Diru beasts, which are known as the cutest animals but there were none as cute as the one in his arms.

Pure white fluffy hair, fleshy head, blue eyeballs, pink nose, and soft paw pads, it is clearly a murder weapon!

There is also a tail almost as big as its body!

Ah ah ah! – He wanted to suck in a mouthful of air from the stomach of the fluff ball!

Qin Yuyang raised his paws against Yan Yifan’s face. The effect was as if an ant was shaking an unmoving tree.

Being stepped on the face by the fluffy cute soles of feet felt like a gift from heaven to Yan Yifan who was getting this supreme treatment, this sensation felt too wonderful! He couldn’t wait to be stepped on by this chubby Diru beast!

“…” Qin Yuyang had no love for his actions, feeling that he had chosen wrongly.

He thought that finding a big man would help him get rid of the fate of being beaten up but there was still no arrangement that allows him to escape from the clutches of fate. 

He fell into the hands of a perverted plush control, damn it!

“You are so cute.” Yan Yifan held the ball of hair close to his face and kissed the ball’s nose with his lips that were as beautiful as rose petals.

He was a genius and top student at Fulton 1st University. He was born in a rigorous politically influential family. His mother is a high-status noblewoman. However, he likes fighting and does not like the crooked ways of political life. 

This time he used his own strength to prove that he possessed an extremely high talent in martial arts and his father was finally persuaded to allow him to switch from the Department of Law and Politics to the Department of Martial Arts.

Many people around him were waiting to see Yan Yifan become a joke, saying that he is too self-willed, depraved, and unworthy to be the heir of the Yan family. 

Even instigating the relationship between him and his younger brother, such actions were quite annoying.

The dumpling encountered on the road made Yan Yifan’s mood a little better. He held the fluffy, warm little body and released his childlike innocence in a carriage that was free from outside eyes.

Qin Yuyang had been tossed for a day and even did such a memorable thing as assaulting a Teddy. He was touched a few times by Yan Yifan, unable to stop himself from feeling drowsy, and fell asleep on his lap. 

“…” The way he sleeps is also super cute.

Yan Yifan frowned and thought about it. After arriving at school, how can he stop others from petting his pet?

Fulton 1st University, located in the center of the bustling city.

The school is vast, spacious, occupying an excellent geographical location, and surrounded by a river that is used to block outside prying eyes.

Students who can study here may not have a prominent family background but they must have outstanding abilities.

Among them, the Department of Law and Politics and the Department of Martial Arts are highly respected. Those who can enter these two faculties to study, as long as they don’t die, are 99% guaranteed to have a bright future.

Qin Yuyang didn’t know anything about this. The memory he received was nothing more than eating and playing. He had never been out of the manor as he was growing up.

Except for a little understanding of his own family, he doesn’t know anything else. 

The school will begin in another week. Yan Yifan had arrived early to handle his transfer procedures. 

The school stipulated that outsiders were not allowed to enter the campus, so Ragu couldn’t enter after reaching the school gate. 

Yan Yifan held the sleeping hairball in one hand and his suitcase in the other, “Then Ragu, you will stay here first with a box of luggage. I will come and pick it up later.” 

“Understood, Young Master.” Ragu said.

Normal universities allow pets, so does Fulton. As long as the pets are confirmed to be non-aggressive, small pets and are tagged, they can settle down on campus.

The guard in charge of the registration glanced at Qin Yuyang, “Hello, does this Diru beast have a serial number?” At a glance, although only its ass could be seen, he was 80% sure it was a Diru beast.

“No number.” Yan Yifan said.

“Then get a tag.” The guard said. “What’s its name?”

“Uh…” Yan Yifan pondered for a moment, “It’s Fat Lulu.” 

“Okay…” It could be seen from the guard’s expression that this name was nothing special. 

After a while, a silver tag laid in Yan Yifan’s hands with the pet’s nickname and the owner’s name engraved on it.

“Thank you.” Yan Yifan said. 

To enter the school without any obstructions, he must go to the professor’s office to handle the transfer procedures to another department and also get his new dormitory number and key.

The professors were very tolerant of outstanding students and they didn’t mind that students brought their pets to discuss important matters with them. 

As long as that one condition is met, there are professors in the transfer department who are willing to accept their requests. 

Yan Yifan was a sought-after person and the teachers of the Martial Arts Department are of course eager to accept him.

“This is the key to your new dormitory.” Professor Judy of the Department of Law and Politics was feeling regretful that he was letting such a good student go, hoping that his decision will not affect the other students in the Department of Law and Politics.

“Thank you, Professor Judy…” Yan Yifan bowed apologetically and then took the key from the teacher. 

“The Diru beast in your arms,” Professor Judy said, “Which young lady do you plan to give it to at the beginning of school? Or which young master?” 

“No.” Yan Yifan held the fat fluff closer to himself, “This is my pet.” 

As if afraid of his fluffball being coveted by the professor, he hurriedly carried his suitcase away. 

Holding the key to the new dormitory in his hand, it said C area 007 on it. 

After finding it, it turned out to be a two-story small building with a few courtyards, just like the dormitory of the Department of Law and Politics.

Generally, there are six to eight students in a dormitory. 

But Yan Yifan overestimated the internal harmony of the Martial Arts Department. He didn’t know about the headaches that the teacher who managed the living arrangements assigned to live in his dormitory with him were. 

Not only must they be arranged according to personality and strength but also according to living habits, which is simply torture to one’s own brain cells. 

In the 7th yard, there were only three people were living in their last semester. Their strength was not the highest and their tempers were not the worst. But every time a fourth person came in, they would leave unbearably.

It was too early to leave school and there was no one else when he had gone inside. 

Yan Yifan found his room, 707. It was the first room from the left on the second floor. 

Opening the door, the room inside was well cleaned and the bedding was also very fluffy.

The living environment of Fulton University was almost the best among all universities and was impeccable in this aspect.

Yan Yifan placed the snoring hairball on the bed and then in the next second, he saw the sleeping fat Diru beast adjust his belly in an upside-down posture. 

In Yan Yifan’s impression, animals like to sleep in a curled-up position, but this Diru beast seems to like sleeping in a splayed-out posture very much.

Yan Yifan silently bowed his head and kissed his fluffy belly, turned, left the room, and went back to the school gate to pick up another box of luggage.

“*Achoo*” Qin Yuyang was awakened by a soft wind blowing from the balcony.

He found himself abandoned in an empty room and it was unknown where the abnormal plush control had gone.

Qin Yuyang jumped off the bed and his four soles fell on the carpet, making no sound. 

He walked out to the balcony, his puffy head poking out from the gap between the railings. He saw a large community with plenty of plants and various magnificent buildings hidden among the towering trees.

Looking at the view for a while, a smell of barbecue came wafting from the room next door. 

“*Gulu…*” Qin Yuyang licked his lips in hunger, retracted his head, and looked at the balcony next door.

He didn’t know when the plush control that brought him in would come back. If he comes back late, shouldn’t he starve to death?

After thinking about it, Qin Yuyang crawled along the contact point between the balconies, climbing to the next-door balcony flexibly. 

The person in Room 708 is named Jing Xuan, who is recognized as a person with a violent temper in the Martial Arts Department.

He has a tall, sturdy figure, a healthy honey-like complexion, handsome facial features, and striking red-colored hair. Last semester, he had been challenged by thirteen classmates and of course, all of them were beaten by him.

A fluffy head poked out from the sliding balcony door and those glowing blue orbs looked at the shiny roasted whole leg.

Jing Xuan who was about to bite into his food knew that there was a living thing close to him in a radius of five meters, let alone that scorching line of sight staring at him… at the roasted whole leg in his hand. 

He turned his perfectly profiled face, his eyes sharply glancing towards the balcony, but there was nothing.

Jing Xuan suddenly frowned, could it be that his five senses regressed so much after spending a summer vacation?

Just when he was in a trance, he was suddenly startled by what was on his knees, “F*ck…” 

“What the hell? Diru beast?” After seeing this thing, Jing Xuan poked the brave little guy with his finger, “You want to eat the whole roasted leg in my hand?”

But from what he heard, Diru beasts were herbivores, this was interesting.

“Woo…” Qin Yuyang originally wanted to roar with a tiger’s majesty but forgot that his immature body had no dignity at all.

“Well, don’t blame me if you eat and end up with a stomachache and die.” Jing Xuan smiled, tearing off a piece of meat without sympathy and stuffing it into the Diru beast’s mouth.

He saw the little thing gobble it up and couldn’t stop eating. 

After feeding four or five pieces, Jing Xuan stopped. This was his own dinner. 

“Wow?” Qin Yuyang licked his paw and asked for it again, only to find that this person had turned to eat alone!

He couldn’t bear the feeling of hunger, climbed onto Jing Xuan’s shoulder, stretching his mouth to bite the meat. 

“…” Jing Xuan squinted blankly, he couldn’t believe that he had encountered a Diru beast that dared to snatch meat from his mouth. 

“This is my dinner!” The hot-tempered young man was angry.

Diru-beast-Yuyang: Puff, puff, puff… 

The roasted leg was delicious, tender, fragrant, and not chewy. 

Jing Xuan couldn’t believe it, that he who had always been feared by small animals, would one day eat a roasted leg with a Diru beast.

But if he stops eating, it will be eaten up by this Diru beast.

“…” ‘Tsk, is this thing a rice bucket?’ Qin Yuyang was scolded by Jing Xuan in his heart. 

Jing Xuan accelerated the speed of eating the meat. 

When the last piece was left, he quickly bit on to it and this action counted as his opponent’s loss. 

“It’s finished.” Jing Xuan threw away the bones and burped contentedly.

Qin Yuyang looked at him incredulously. His hair exploded, shameless!

Seeing the Diru beast turning around in anger, Jing Xuan sneered, ‘What a baby, go home and get some milk.’

No, he raised his eyebrows and found that the overweight Diru beast had no tag on its neck. In other words, this is a pet without an owner?

That’s great. Jing Xuan touched his own chin, picked up the nape of the hairball, stuffed it into his clothes, and went out.

Next door 707, Yan Yifan closed the door and glanced at the bed, “Fat Lulu?” His Fat Lulu was gone. 

Translator Note

From descriptions, I’m assuming this world is a Medieval type world. Beasts can take on human forms when they reach adulthood. Yuyang is considered to be dumb since he is stuck in his infant stage. This also lets me assume that JinLuo really is a bird trying to occupy the nest. Literally a bird.

Not sure whether to use the word Enlightened Beast or Diru Beast, ended up choosing Diru beast. No pictures of Diru Beast online so from descriptions, I think Yuyang should look like a Pomeranian.

Can anyone guess who is the ML?

My Editors be forgetting, Yuyang is the top.

1

Should be a brown poodle

2

Dove occupying a magpie’s nest: Taking what was not rightfully theirs

3

b*lls (Xin wanted to censor the word tho we’ve done much worse)