Why Do I Wake up as a Cheater Every Time?

Wolves are creatures that are very loyal to their partners. They have seasonal arrangements for breeding, which is the so-called estrus period. Everyone should have known from watching National Geographic1. 

During the non-breeding season, wolves are almost ascetic2. 

The opposite of them is the dragon clan. 

Whether it’s an Eastern dragon or a Western dragon, they are all kinky. 

They are very unrestrained creatures in reproduction, they don’t care how many partners and offspring they have. 

An adult dragon is in heat almost every day in spring.

As for the rest of the season, it depends on their mood. According to statistics, they have this mood every day.

Dragons are not considered adults until they are twenty-five years old.

The pterosaur in Room 708 is twenty-three years old this year. It can be regarded as having set a foot on the edge of adulthood. He was eager to experience his first time but still feels that he can suppress the feeling.

Jing Xuan picked up his pet, kissed it left and right and his irritability improved. 

The lazy son of the richest man, teasing a sleepy pet with one hand and leaning into his bed with the other, releasing a shot without shame3.

Because there was no paper towel next to his bedside, he didn’t bother to get up. This lazy dinosaur just grabs the hairball and wipes his hand on it.

In his sleep, Qin Yuyang vaguely smelled a strong musky scent which made him sneeze for a while but he was too sleepy to wake up.

When he woke up the next morning, the unidentified object on his fur had dried out already so the smell was not so obvious.

The owner, who only got up when the sun rises as high as three bamboo poles4, habitually hugged the hairball and kissed him. Unexpectedly, he smelled the scent of himself on the little hair ball. 

Jing Xuan remembered the good thing he had done and quickly wiped the hairball with a wet tissue.

For him, this kind of thing is like eating and sleeping, there was nothing to be ashamed of.

Qin Yuyang’s hair was messy and he didn’t know what he had experienced. 

After eating breakfast, he was taken to the library by Jing Xuan.

It was raining heavily outside, Qin Yuyang thought to himself, ‘People like this Pterosaur don’t look like people who like reading books.’

The solemn library should match someone like Yan Yifan.

As a result, he was slapped in the face by reality as Jing Xuan was seriously reading a book. The contrast appeared cute and messy and made people believe that he was a schoolmaster.

“Why are you looking at me all the time?” Jing Xuan leaned his chin on his hand, scratching his pet’s chin with the other hand with a smile. 

Qin Yuyang didn’t actually look at him all the time but was caught when he was looking at him once in a while.

He squinted his eyes and enjoyed it for a while and then Jing Xuan went back to read the book seriously.

The white hair ball quietly moved its chubby body and jumped off the table when no one was paying attention.

There were too many books there and Qin Yuyang laid down on a shelf to look at them, feeling that he knew what the titles of the books were, but he couldn’t understand their meaning. 

“A brief analysis of the ten elements…” Although he still didn’t understand, at least he understood the two words of ‘brief analysis’.

Qin Yuyang used his strength to drag the book out and flipped it on the shelf. 

He didn’t know how long until a grumpy voice resounded throughout the library, “Who stole Lao Tzu’s pet!” 

Qin Yuyang was reading a book calmly, forgetting that he was the so-called pet. 

Although he still wanted to look at it, there would still be time in the future. 

He put the book back, slid down the bookshelf and returned to the place where Jing Xuan was reading.

Jing Xuan picked him up with both hands and the young man’s angry face magnified in front of his eyes, “Where did you go?” 

“Woow.” Qin Yuyang rubbed his hand, reluctantly coaxing him. Anyway, whether it was 708 or 707, these two were incurable plush controls, so acting cute was good enough.

“Good boy.” Jing Xuan’s mouth turned up when he was rubbed and he always felt that this hairball had kissed him a little bit. This was definitely not an illusion.

“Hey.” When he was leaving, a figure of a very hot blonde sister interrupted them, “I heard the rumors, but I didn’t think you would really keep a Diru beast.”

For this kind of boring chatter, Jing Xuan wasn’t interested in responding, so he placed the hairball on his shoulder and prepared to leave.

“Don’t you dragons5 like beauties very much?” The blonde beauty said with a smile, “Is there any chance I can spend the night with you?”

 

Qin Yuyang, who was lying on his shoulders, shook his fat body. Is this a blatant invitation?

He really wanted to know the reaction of the Pterosaur because according to Chinese people’s perspective, dragons are inherently obscene. 

“I really like beauties.” Jing Xuan glanced at her from top to bottom with a side-eye and spoke with an unscrupulous look on his face, “It’s just that you are not in the category of beauties.”

Then, without waiting for the other party’s response, he moved away happily.

“…” The one who was properly considered a beauty by Qin Yuyang was turned down by Jing Xuan?

What kind of beauty would it be for it to be considered a beauty in Jing Xuan’s eyes. 

This is an unsolvable question. Is it possible that a dragon’s aesthetics are different from that of a normal person?

“Open your mouth to eat, what are you in a daze for?” The pterodactyl used a fork to pick up a green bean and stuffed it into the pet’s mouth.

Qin Yuyang ate without giving it any notice and then quickly vomited it out. “…” The taste of green beans is too strange. 

“Ah, you don’t like to eat green beans? It tastes horrible, right? I hate this kind of food too, let’s eat meat.” Jing Xuan removed the green beans, bringing over a large plate of meat so that he and his pet could eat together.

At this time, Qin Yuyang felt that it would be a good choice to follow Jing Xuan for the rest of his life.

Of course, this is impossible.

At noon, Jing Xuan cultivated his aura in his room and Qin Yuyang once again felt the aura similar to what he felt when he was sleeping at noon the day before.

What he felt this time was not a splitting and tingling sensation but a fire burning his skin, which made his body hot.

With yesterday’s experience, Qin Yuyang quickly stabilized the force in his body.

He let these red light spots flow along the meridians of his limbs and finally condensed it into a group.

In this way, there are two different groups of power that could be used in his body. One group is faintly white and the other is red. They were distinct and independent of each other.

Thinking of what he had read in the book, Qin Yuyang was shocked in a cold sweat. Could it be that he is a genius that possessed two elemental talents?

It’s not right, the book says that the aura hidden deep inside a warrior’s body is what defines the warrior’s talent. 

In his own situation, no matter how anyone looks at it, it’s just taking advantage of others.

“Hey, I’m sweating all over.” Jing Xuan finished his practice, his clothing soaked and his lower body had risen, which is why he hated to practice.

He was getting closer and closer to adulthood, which meant that he should choose a partner before that and preferably someone also from the dragon clan. 

For other races, the terrible frequency of the dragon race is beyond their capabilities.

Those that have the courage to hook up with those from the dragon clan were all overconfident.

So the dragons not being loyal to their partners couldn’t be blamed. After all, no one could stand to go to bed every day 365 days a year.

Remembering the hairball that was soiled by himself, Jing Xuan carried it downstairs and threw it into the bathtub to clean it. 

Although he enjoyed taking a bath, Qin Yuyang thumped his fat body, didn’t the doctor say that he could only take a bath once a week. 

He would never know in his whole life, why 708 was focused on washing him today and also rubbed him twice with soap. 

To be honest, his body is really light, he could dive if he wanted to dive, jump if he wanted to jump and go around if he wanted to go around.

Snap! He fell into the water and emerged. Not feeling tired at all!

“…” So adorable, are all Diru beasts so cute?

Jing Xuan laid on the edge of the bathtub and looked at his pet intently. With all due respect, he could watch this scene for a whole day.

Poor plush control, he didn’t know that he had raised a genius that was able to cultivate any time right? 

Qin Yuyang raised his fat feet and stepped on 708’s nose compassionately, making him happy. 

“Hahaha…” It felt similar to what he had imagined. 

Alas, it was a very poor performance. 

The ball of hair stuck against his master’s handsome face, kicking and punching at him. This is a punch filled with respect! This foot meets his face respectfully! Hah! This tooth…

“Woo…” The lively ball of fur fell into the water all of a sudden, and started crying.

“You stupid idiot…” Jing Xuan pulled him out in a panic, opened his mouth to look at his teeth, and found that another one was missing. He was furious, “You brainless pig!” 

Clearly it knew that it would break its teeth if it bites but it still bit!

 

Jing Xuan is not afraid of being scolded if he was discovered by 707. He really loved his hairball.

“…” Qin Yuyang was lying on the edge of the bathtub with a mouthful of blood.

The fingers of the Pterodactyl gently scratched his back, as if to compensate for his broken tooth, it was very gentle. 

Today, there was no movement from 707 and 705 as they were both practicing. 

School was about to start and there would be a ranking match as usual.

Last semester was a single person stage, ranked according to personal strengths.

This semester it is a group stage, ranked by groups.

Before the end of last semester, many people had already started choosing their own team members.

Jing Xuan is one of the leaders of the Department of Martial Arts and many people threw olive branches at him.6

As a grumpy lone ranger, Jing Xuan likes to take the lead and hates to be grouped with others.

He didn’t want to team up with anyone at all.

Yan Yifan in Room 707 was also worrying about his team members.

He had just arrived in the Department of Martial Arts and was unfamiliar with the members.

The only person who he was fairly familiar with was the rude pterodactyl next door. Even if he was killed, he wouldn’t want to team up with the pterosaur. 

With the hope of trying, Yan Yifan knocked on the door of 705, although 708 had said that the Leopard had a bad temper. 

“Teaming up?” Arnold leaned against the door blankly, thinking for a moment, only to remember, “Ah…” He yawned, “Well, I don’t really care about it.”

 

“Weren’t you cultivating these few days?” Yan Yifan was full of doubts about 705’s state.

“No, I was sleeping.” Arnold scratched his hair and said, obviously not fully awake, “Then again, shouldn’t you team up with the guy living next to you?”

He remembered that the two of them were raising a pet together. 

“It would be a disaster.” Yan Yifan said lightly and then politely left.

The him who keeps pet was one side of himself but he is normally an alienated person.

“Ranked competition… It seems that I will have to practice…” Arnold murmured, closing the door but continuing to doze off on the bed. 

The countdown soon passed and school will resume tomorrow morning. 

Qin Yuyang absorbed the elements of wind and fire for three to four days and the two light clusters in his body gradually increased.

Hearing, smell, vision, speed, endurance, all of them had a qualitative leap.

If a mouse jumped in front of him, Qin Yuyang could pat his chest and guarantee that he could clearly see the few whiskers on the mouse’s face. 

He can’t and won’t catch a mouse in his life.

The school days were 2nd, 4th and 6th, and Qin Yuyang was raised in Room 707. 

“Today is the opening ceremony, the atmosphere is more serious, so I can’t take you out.” Before leaving, Yan Yifan bent over and touched his pet’s ears, “But I will be back soon to take you to lunch.” 

Hearing that he was about to be left in the room, Qin Yuyang wilted but the opening ceremony was really not suitable for people to bring their pets.

He nuzzled Yan Yifan’s palm to show his understanding.

On the other hand, if it was 708… regardless of whether or not it was the opening ceremony or some congress…

In any case, that person was cool. 

Qin Yuyang couldn’t stay in the room obediently. After Yan Yifan left, he quietly opened the window and went out from the balcony.

The height of the second floor is a challenge for him, and he has never tried jumping before. 

The hairball hesitated for a long time on the side and finally closed his eyes and jumped, “…” His body landed lightly and smoothly.

He avoided crowded places and jumped towards a place that he felt had fluctuations of the ten elemental auras.

That place was the enrollment site of the Department of Martial Arts of Fulton University. Unlike the other departments, the Department of Martial Arts had always recruited students on the spot, without any examinations. 

As long as they have enough talent, they can enter the school.

Today was the last day of enrollment and there were not many students going for the test.

However, there was still a queue with about a dozen people.

Qin Yuyang laid in the grass nearby, pricked up his ears and heard the murmurs of the students in the line. For a while, the student had talked about how good Fulton University was and how hard it was to condense the elements. 

The hairball glanced at his legs and thought to himself, ‘Was it really that difficult?’

Thinking about it, he quietly queued at the back of the line. 

In addition to that, he had untied the green ribbon on his neck carefully and hid it in the grass.

“Huh?” The students in the front line were taken aback and realized that there was a… hairball behind them? A prototype?

Was this person reckless!

This is an important test occasion!

Qin Yuyang looked at him with a faint look and didn’t let the other person know that he was forced to use his prototype form because he was helpless.

This time he had rushed to line up just to find someone that would be able to solve his doubts about how to change into his own human form.

The test queue gradually shortened. The teacher had finished entertaining the last student and was about to stop work for lunch.

“Oh, this year’s students are all of ordinary aptitude. There was no one particularly amazing.”

The hairball tried hard to jump to get their attention.

“Yeah, it’s not as good as last year. A few of them were really good. I remember one of them was named Jing Xuan, right?”

Qin Yuyang heard his familiar name and jumped onto the desktop, ‘Teacher! I’m Jing Xuan’s roommate, pay attention to me!’ 

It’s a pity that the roar was just a burst of immature animal language to those that were listening. 

“Huh?” But finally everyone noticed him, a fluffy white dumpling that looked like a fat version of a Diru beast at first glance.

A pair of warm hands held up QIn Yuyang, “Professor Craig, is this a wolf cub?” 

Qin Yuyang’s eyes were full of tears, and it was not easy to finally meet someone who knows the goods. 

“Yeah.” The professor with glasses had a stern face, taking the hairball from the young teacher and said in surprise, “It seems to be a cub from the wolf clan that has been restrained.” 

“Huh?” Everyone was surprised, including Qin Yuyang himself. 

“I’ll take him back to look at the seal.” Professor Craig quickly made a decision and took away the wolf pup that suddenly appeared.

Everyone was rest assured to leave the matter to Professor Craig as he was an expert in restraint techniques and an avid researcher in that field.

Restraint does not belong to the martial arts system, it belongs to the spell casting system.

The talents of students in the Department of Magic are reflected in their spell casting and their physical fitness were only average.

Professor Craig was an exception. He has both the talent for fighting and the talent for spell casting. 

The wolf pup he was holding had a rare protective restraint spell applied on it and the sky had already darkened after he had finished unlocking it.

Qin Yuyang became unconscious after entering his basement. After waking up in a daze, there were only three questions in his head, ‘Who am I? Where am I?’ and ‘What was I doing?’

“Ah, are you awake?” Professor Craig stood in front of the bookshelf opposite to him and turned his head to look at him.

What he saw in his eyes was a naked young man lying on the sofa with a blanket on his waist, which was unable to hide his sturdy figure.

“Hmm…” After Qin Yuyang made some noise, he was suddenly surprised. He was able to speak now?

“Haha.” Professor Craig understood his surprise, pushing his glasses, he said, “Dear child, the restraints on you have been removed, but I didn’t expect you to be an adult wolf. In addition to that…” 

He didn’t expect him to be from an extraordinary wolf clan, his father is definitely not an ordinary wolf…

“I…” Qin Yuyang looked down at his body, it was all back. His tower… It was finally back!

“Thank you. Are you a professor at Fulton University?” He looked up gratefully at Professor Craig.

“Yes. You can call me Professor Craig.” The other person walked over with a kind smile and sat down on the sofa next to him, “Can I take the liberty to ask which family you were born into?”

 

“You are too polite.” Qin Yuyang sat up and tried to recall the hairball’s memory. “My surname is Qin and my family lives at the base of Sadow Gorge.” 

“Ah.” Professor Craig made a surprised sound. If his surname was Qin, then he knows his family, “Your father is Admiral Qin Mo.” He was known as the God of War on the Eastern Continent. 

He was like a flash in the pan. After the war, he lived in seclusion in a manor at the foot of Sadow Gorge. How is he doing now?

“How is he?” Professor Craig asked. 

“He… has passed away.” Qin Yuyang sighed lightly, his radiant eyes dropping. Even though that person wasn’t his father.

“That’s a shame. You should know that your father was a great warrior.” Professor Craig took off his glasses and sighed, “The heavens are jealous of talents, he passed so early.”

Was that why his heir would have a well-intentioned restraint technique on his body?

Wait, could it be that Qin Mo, the God of War, entrusted his son to join Fulton University?

If so, then it would be a great honor. Professor Craig thought to himself.

“Qin Mo, the God of War was blessed with extraordinary talent, the son he had given birth to must be a genius.” 

Hearing these words from Professor Craig’s mouth, Qin Yuyang only wanted to look up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, coughing to himself. In a way, the original body was enough of a ‘genius’ to chase after a Teddy that day.

“Do you want to enter Fulton University kid?” Professor Craig looked at him tenderly.

“Well… If I have the qualifications.” Qin Yuyang said with a smile. 

“There must be.” Professor Craig’s eyes were looking at him in expectation, “Let me see what your elemental talent is. Is it like your father? Water?”

“…” Qin Yuyang thought for a moment and said, “All this time I was stuck in my prototype body. I still don’t know how to release the elements within the human body, is the teacher able to demonstrate?” 

Professor Craig’s eyes were filled with gratification, the call of ‘teacher’ was more affectionate than ‘Professor’, “It’s very simple, I’ll teach you.” He was extremely happy to be able to teach the son of the God of War himself. 

“Thank you, teacher.”

 

Qin Yuyang closed his eyes intently and listened to Professor Craig’s pointers attentively, carefully feeling the elements in his body, moving them, controlling them, making them surround him and fill the air. 

A white spot of light climbed up Qin Yuyang’s finger. 

“Is this the wind element?” Professor Craig opened his mouth in surprise but it is not that surprising as this is also one of the main elements of the Wolf clan.

After the white spot, a red spot began to float around. 

“Oh, fire?” Professor Craig was really stunned this time. Dual attributes? It turned out to be a talent for two attributes, and it is the two elements of wind and fire that complement each other. This was undoubtedly the best match.

Amazing!

No, there was still something else…

Qin Yuyang felt that inside his body, there was not only the wind and fire elemental auras that moved inside his body but also the water element that came from the depths of his body that had been suppressed by the seal.

“Ah!” Professor Craig was destined to have his eyes opened today, dropping his chin in shock, “Three attributes.” Mind-blowingly amazing!!

This was a rare situation. 

The light blue spot surrounded Qin Yuyang, spinning and jumping happily, while the two were stagnant, the contrast was rather pitiful.

“Okay, it’s enough. Your current physical capacity is unable to bear it.” Professor Craig reminded him. 

Qin Yuyang returned to his senses, sweat dripping down his forehead, and then finished controlling his elemental aura. 

Sure enough, it was very tiring. It can be imagined that when fighting, the physical strength that is consumed when releasing their elemental auras must be a great deal.

“Your talent is wonderful, splendid.” Professor Craig said solemnly, “I hope you will work hard in the future and be a better fighter than your father.”

“…” But Qin Yuyang had never thought about going to the battlefield.

He frowned a bit, as if he had accidentally taken on a heavy load.

However, being able to have a human form and possessing powerful strength, he doesn’t reject this encouragement.

“Teacher, can you give me some clothes?” Qin Yuyang finally remembered something.

“Of course.” Professor Craig patted his forehead, then got up and left.

He went to the young teacher next door and borrowed a piece of clothing.

“Thank you.” Qin Yuyang put on the long-awaited clothing and was very touched. The past few days he only had a coat of fur… However, he had a great time. 

But what’s the matter with the long hair on his head?

He touched the white hair hanging on his shoulders…

“Your father also had long hair.” Professor Craig had the honor of seeing Admiral Qin Mo’s heroic appearance and his impression of that handsome face and long hair was profound. 

Forget about it.

Qin Yuyang gave up his search for scissors and went out directly with his waist-length hair. 

The first person he met when he went out looked at him in a daze, unable to walk.

Qin Yuyang turned his head away awkwardly and left. Thinking of cutting his hair.

Fortunately, it was getting dark and there was no one else on the road. 

Qin Yuyang went to the place where he hid the ribbon and found his pet tag. 

He couldn’t lose the thing, he still had to find 707 to explain his situation clearly and return the tag to the other party.

The ribbon was still useful for the moment, he can use it to tie his hair.

On the way back, a girl ran into him. Looking at his appearance, her mouth opened wide and she caught up with him after a brief moment. 

“My god! Are you a new student? Can I get to know you?”

Another person who was surprised by his appearance, is his appearance really so special?

“I’m sorry, I am not interested in girls…” Qin Yuyang’s lips twitched and smiled. No matter how many worlds he travelled through, he was still a little scared of the creatures known as girls.

“That’s a pity…” The girl showed disappointment in her sad face. 

After returning to the teacher’s area, Qin Yuyang quickly went into the bathroom to see what kind of face he had.

After seeing it, he was silent. 

Not to mention the girl just now, even when he himself looks in the mirror, he also wanted to have a shot with himself. Damn!

Even the legendary Elf King is not able to reach this level of beauty. 

This face and long hair, if looks could kill, he would be a murderer. 

Qin Yuyang held up a scissor and put it down again, for the admirable God of War… just keep this waist-length hair.

Translator Notes:

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1

Truthfully it was the animal channel, I just found it to be weird so I changed it to NatGeo, was gonna go for Animal Planet, but I thought that NatGeo was more well-known.

2

severe self-discipline and abstention from all forms of indulgence

3

He’s playing with his gun

4

Basically very late, like me

5

Pterosaurs: 翼龙 which is Yì lóng, the same lóng from dragons. Henceforth I shall be referring to Jing Xuan as a member of the dragon clan. Considering people in the past have had mislabeled dinosaur fossils to be that of dragons. In addition to that there is a fossil of a new species of pterosaur that was discovered in Australia to look similar to a dragon. Considering Dragons are mythological, it might have just been a misidentified dinosaur fossil

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Not literally, basically offered help