Why Do I Wake up as a Cheater Every Time?

The red-haired young man hugged the soft and cute hairball, he couldn’t tell just from looking at it. What kind of species could this guy be other than a Diru Beast?

It’s covered in white fur, with a pair of blue eyes and a cute little pink nose. Altogether looking very cute.

Jing Xuan bowed his head and kissed the hairball in his arms a few more times, kissing the little hairball that was desperately resisting his face with his paws.

“It’s really a bit different.”

Jing Xuan looked at Yan Yifan, “Huh?” What is this guy talking about?

“The eyes of ordinary Diru Beasts are not so blue, so beautiful and the color of their coats are not so white and fluffy.” Yan Yifan reached out and touched the head of the small hairball, feeling an incomparable sensation on his hand.

*Slap!*

Jing Xuan slapped Yan Yifan’s hand away fiercely, “Touching my pet in front of my face, do you want to die or do you want to die?”1

Qin Yuyang felt strange when he heard these words but his face was expressionless and stern. Without blinking, he just gave Jing Xuan a look of disgust, seemingly looking down on such a rude person.

Arnold was speechless and didn’t want to watch them quarrel again at his door, “Okay, it’s night time now so be quiet and please leave.” He said as politely as he could. Then he returned back into Room 705 and slammed the door shut.

“Listen here newcomer, the person with the worst temper in Dorm No. 7 is that leopard.” Jing Xuan kindly reminded Yan Yifan, “The next is me.” Then he returned to his room with his pet in his arms happily.

Qin Yuyang laid on Jing Xuan’s shoulder and waved his paw in the air.

The handsome little noble boy with black hair and red lips stood in the corridor for a while before moving away and returning to his room.

In Room 708, except for a large bed, the whole room seemed empty.

Because when the people of this world sleep at night, they like to change back into their prototype forms.

If they were too big, they didn’t want the room to be too crowded.

Adolescent pterosaurs weren’t the largest among the beasts but they still almost occupied a bed with their size.

Jing Xuan put the small hairball between his neck and carefully warned him, “This is the place where you will sleep in, don’t run around or I will crush you.”

Jing Xuan had been irritated the whole day, staying close next to Qin Yuyang makes him feel as if he was playing in the water, even if it was just a drizzle of water.

Qin Yuyang went with the flow, sleeping with his belly facing up but he still felt a little bit cold at night.

He took his fluffy tail, put it on his stomach, hugged it with his paws, and got ready to go to sleep while tilting his head.

The fire element pterosaur excludes heat and Qin Yuyang didn’t notice that he was sleeping while hugging the pterosaur’s neck.

A few hours later, a devilish voice sounded outside the door, “Sire in Room 708, it’s Tuesday now, shouldn’t you return the pet to me?”

“…” Jing Xuan woke up from his sleep. Staring at the door with a vicious glare, this person is so poisonous!

It was still dark outside and it seemed that there was still a long time before dawn.

The smelly wolf really did come to take…

“Open the door quickly, I want to pick up my pet.”

“It’s still dark!” Jing Xuan rubbed the warm hairball on the side of his neck, a little reluctant to part with it.

“But it’s already Tuesday!” Yan Yifan raised his hand and slammed the door, “Hurry up! Don’t waste my time.”

“How troublesome…” Jing Xuan frowned angrily, his face full of reluctance.

In the end, he changed back into his human form, brought the sleeping hairball to the door and said fiercely, “You’d better send it back to me at this time tomorrow.”

The hypocritical nobleman twitched his lips in reply.

When the furry ball-shaped creature fell into his arms, Yan Yifan sighed contentedly. As expected, he still had no resistance towards this furry creature.

When Qin Yuyang woke up the next morning. He turned his head to look beside him and squinted, the beast beside him had changed from a pterosaur to a big bad wolf!

Oh no, it’s not the big bad wolf, it’s the Silver Wolf.

The body of the wolf was huge, covered in silver hair, with a touch of blue fur in the middle of its forehead. It can be said that it was a very beautiful and mighty Silver Wolf.

Qin Yuyang couldn’t help lifting up his fat paws and made a comparison with the wolf next to him. Why was there such a big gap when they both belonged to the same wolf clan?

“Are you awake?” The elegant Silver Wolf woke up, his pair of pale blue eyes gleaming at the sight of the hairball.

Qin Yuyang was stunned. These eyes… gave people a barren feeling, like the whole world was empty.

The wolf nudged the mouth of the dazed little fur ball and the expression of enjoyment at that moment finally broke the coldness of his expression.

“Woo…” Today was Tuesday, so he was a pet for Room 707!

Yan Yifan restrained his urge to lick the hairball, turned into his human form on the bed and got up to get dressed and wash.

Qin Yuyang, who was still paralyzed on the pillow, sighed. This man’s every move was really pleasing to the eye and he looked like a well-bred gentleman.

It was completely different from the pterosaur next door.

“Are you hungry?” Yan Yifan dressed neatly, walked to the bed and touched the little pet. He picked it up and placed it on his shoulder, “Let’s go, I’ll take you to experience the restaurant of Fulton University.”

“Woo!” Sounds great!

Qin Yuyang was like a little master, lying on other people’s shoulders and being comfortably shaken every step of the way.

This degenerate pet career of his, he seems to have adapted to it a bit too quickly.

Yan Yifan knew that based on his popularity on campus and coupled with the cuteness of Fat Lulu, he would definitely attract attention.

Sure enough, the students he met on the way either stared at his face or stared at Fat Lulu on his shoulder.

“Hey, what a cute pet, is it a Diru Beast?”

“Ah, a well-behaved and fat Diru Beast.”

“Looking at Yan Yifan, he is really a nobleman with the best temperament I’ve ever seen.”

“Is he raising a pet for his fiancé?”

Hearing the whispers, Yan Yifan couldn’t help but unbearably stop to respond, telling the girl, “Your Excellency, this is my pet, please don’t say anymore. I won’t give it to anyone else.”

He’s so sick of everyone coveting his pet.

The girl was dumbfounded.

Qin Yuyang was also dumbfounded. Was it necessary to deliberately clarify this kind of discussion?

But… he unexpectedly felt that this kind of serious food protection act was so cute.

The hairball rubbed against the ears of the noble youth. After all, they belonged in the same clan, so he’s going to take care of him well in the future.

“Hey.” The young man’s restrained fingers touched his pet’s head, “Don’t act like a baby with me in public.” Otherwise, terrible things might happen.

“…” Who was acting f*cking coquettish, it was obviously mutual encouragement between those from the same clan.

Qin Yuyang was surprised when he finally arrived at the dining hall of Fulton University. This place was like a luxurious and glorious palace in the Middle Ages. After entering this place, he felt that he had also become a nobleman.

Yan Yifan came and went freely there, giving off an unmatchable aura that makes him look as if he didn’t belong there.

However, if someone wanted to eat, they still had to get it themselves.

Yan Yifan chose delicious food for himself as well as some fresh vegetables and two red tomatoes.

“This is your breakfast.” He said solemnly.

Qin Yuyang was dumbfounded. I’m a 1.8 meter-tall man. You’re giving me two tomatoes and a piece of lettuce? Where is your human nature?

The hairball was gone in a flash. He stared at the red sausage next to the vegetables, wanting to eat it.

“No, that’s not the food you can eat.” Yan Yifan said strictly, carrying the plate in one hand and the hairball back in the other.

Then he turned and left, found a quiet corner, put the hairball on the gorgeous tablecloth and pushed the small white dish in front of him.

“…” He wants to mourn for his future.

“Eat.” The young man picked up a tomato and stuffed it into Fat Lulu’s arms.

Qin Yuyang hugged it reflexively, red and white contrasted with each other, giving off a festive feeling.

Seeing him not eating for a long time, Yan Yifan raised his knife and fork, “Do you need me to cut it for you?”

Cut your head2

Qin Yuyang put down the tomato and crawled to the fragrant meat breakfast next door.

A fork quickly stopped him from stealing the red sausage, “Lulu, you can’t eat meat.” The young man frowned and said.

But I just want to eat something!

The carnivorous hairball set off in a different direction, robbed a piece of it at lightning speed and then ran away.

“Lulu!”

“Whose pet is this?” A pair of feet blocked Qin Yuyang’s way. He looked up and saw an embarrassing-looking face. He was used to seeing the handsome faces of Yan Yifan and Jing Xuan and suddenly seeing such ordinary facial features overwhelmed him.

“It’s my pet.” Yan Yifan snatched the hairball holding a red sausage into his arms before the man even moved.

Qin Yuyang lay in his arms and took the opportunity to eat, suddenly thanking this random person for delaying time.

“Yan Yifan, I heard you switched to the Department of Martial Arts.” Marlin crossed his arms, “Do you think the Department of Martial Arts is a garbage dump? That you can come and go whenever you want?”

Qin Yuyang was so surprised that the red sausage in his hand was about to fall out. Is this person looking for faults?

“Otherwise?” The elegant noble young master straightened his collar and chuckled, “What does it matter to you, unnamed gentleman?”

The implication behind his words was, ‘Which green onion are you?’

“Hahaha…” The crowd of onlookers laughed.

Marlin flushed and raised his left hand, “I want to challenge you! Do you dare to accept the fight?”

“Marlin!” Someone immediately yelled, “You are so despicable. The other person is obviously just a scholar.”

Everyone around them felt that Yan Yifan would not be able to resist Marlin’s blow.

They only heard that Yan Yifan was excellent in the Department of Law and Politics but they have never heard that he had a talent for fighting.

Even with talent, it was impossible for him to beat Marlin, a ruthless student of the Department of Martial Arts.

“Tsk!” Yan Yifan saw a young man with red hair sway in from the door, so he said without any worries, “I accept the challenge.”

The surroundings were full of cheers.

“Great.” Marlin clenched his fist, preparing to give this person from the Department of Law and Politics a severe lesson, letting him know how powerful the Department of Martial Arts is.

“Redhead!” Yan Yifan called out to Jing Xuan.

Everyone followed Yan Yifan’s sight and suddenly understood, it turned out to be Jing Xuan. No, he called Jing Xuan… redhead? Who gave him the courage?

“Smelly wolf! What are you calling Lao Tzu?” Jing Xuan furiously rolled up his sleeves, preparing to beat the person from Room 707.

“Help me take care of Lulu.” A white object flew across the room and Jing Xuan immediately changed his expression, happily holding the hairball in his arms.

Haha, of course he was willing to take care of it and he can take care of it all day long!

“Wooow!” Qin Yuyang was moved to tears when he saw his other owner because he finally didn’t have to eat lettuce!

“Do you like Lao Tzu so much?” Jing Xuan was exasperated and kissed the hairball’s tiny mouth several times, “Come, Dad will take you to eat meat.”

“Woo!” Qin Yuyang can finally die without regrets, such a big brother is hard to find.

Ah, no….such a father is hard to find.

After Yan Yifan finished a beautiful one-sided fight, Jing Xuan and Qin Yuyang had already eaten so much that they came back to watch the battle.

“Are you convinced?” Yan Yifan pressed Marlin on the ground with a fierce expression on his face.

Marlin lost his face and stared angrily at his classmates who were standing aside and watching a good show, “Jing Xuan! As a student of the Department of Martial Arts, why do you help outsiders?”

Jing Xuan was stunned. Does it matter? This person was funny.

“From which eye did you see me helping him?” It sounded wrong, it should have been, ‘Who should I help? Which onion are you?’

“…” Marlin, who was severely beaten, did not expect Jing Xuan and Yan Yifan to be involved with each other and that their relationship was unexpectedly good.

Could it be…?

“Don’t provoke me easily in the future.” Yan Yifan gave a word of advice and let him go.

It was really embarrassing to lose face in front of everyone today and Marlin left with his head down amidst everyone’s boos.

Yan Yifan patted away the non-existent dust on his body, walked to Jing Xuan and tried to take the hairball back.

He saw the hairball holding a tomato, pretending to nibble on it in front of him.

“…” Yan Yifan was annoyed, “You took it to eat meat again?!”

Jing Xuan didn’t care that he was annoyed, “So what?” While the hairball was still in his arms, he quickly kissed it a few more mouthfuls, “It ate meat yesterday, isn’t it still alright?”

“If something happens to it, I will definitely not let you go.” Yan Yifan suppressed his anger, took the hairball back and went back to the table for breakfast.

“Hey, this is my pet too, how can I bear to raise it to death…” Jing Xuan muttered.

The hairball was full and drunk. He placed his head on a tomato, pawed the milk in the saucer and licked it while watching the aristocratic youth who was eating gracefully. It was really a beautiful sight.

Looking up at the unruly pterodactyl sitting next door, whose whole body is exuding the attitude of being unapproachable, amber eyes flowing with a lazy light, the corners of his mouth in a frivolous and flirty smile. A handsome mess.

Looking closely, Qin Yuyang discovered that there was a small red mole under the corner of Jing Xuan’s left eye.

“707.” Jing Xuan squinted his eyes at Yan Yifan, “What did you call Lao Tzu just now?”

He finally remembered to turn over the old account.

Yan Yifan cocked his lips, “What?” He would never admit it.

“If there is another time, I will demolish your room.” Jing Xuan threatened him.

The paw of the hairball licking milk, because of watching a good show, was wrongly stained with the soy sauce dish next door. Damn it! It was so salty.

“You stupid hairball…” the two masters muttered silently in unison.

Jing Xuan fired off, “Didn’t I tell you to not grab food with your paws anymore!”

Yan Yifan said indifferently, “If it was able to understand, could it still be your pet?” He then picked up Qin Yuyang and went to wash his paws.

“Do you know how to wash? Remember to use soap!” Jing Xuan followed behind him, acting like an old mother.

“…” The people around them couldn’t believe it, were these two people together? What a horrible thought!

“Why have you been following me?” Yan Yifan frowned, didn’t he say that he wanted to be alone for today? If he was stuck to him like toffee, he couldn’t enjoy the fun of monopolizing Fat Lulu.

“Tomorrow you can follow me too.” Jing Xuan crossed his arms, eyes still glued to the hairball in 707’s arms. It was so cute, he wanted to rub.

Yan Yifan actually thought he made a lot of sense in his words.

“Hey, joining the Department of Martial Arts isn’t that easy. The relationship is intricate and complicated and the people who are independent can’t live.” Jing Xuan cocked the corner of his mouth, “Of course, except for someone strong like me.”

“Oh.” Yan Yifan said, “So-called strong person couldn’t even beat me.”

“Hey, did you think I was serious at that time?” Jing Xuan was worried about the wolf’s IQ.

“So you thought I was serious too?”

Hearing them bickering, Qin Yuyang yawned while looking at the sun and an urge to sunbathe surged in his heart.

The young man’s fingers have been stroking his stomach, making him feel very comfortable.

“Find a place to bask in the sun.” The Pterosaur turned back to its original form and flew onto the roof of a building.

If Qin Yuyang could speak, he would definitely say the words, ‘Please lead the way!’

But the Silver Wolf couldn’t fly, so he walked up at a leisurely pace.

Looking at the beast above them, Qin Yuyang accepted his degenerate thoughts of wanting to expose his belly with a peace of mind. This is the nature of animals.

The Pterodactyl took a good position. He looked up and saw that the Silver Wolf had finally arrived. He moved his tail and closed his eyes.

Yan Yifan accepted 708’s favor, although he knew that the other party only did it for the hairball in his arms.

He had to say that this was a very scheming dinosaur. When he fell asleep, he stole the hairball with his tail.

“Shhh…” Jing Xuan blinked, turning his back to 707 and having fun with the little pet.

In fact, Qin Yuyang wanted to sleep but this annoying tail had been harassing him.

“Ahhh” Qin Yuyang bit that annoying tail and froze.

He opened his mouth and a small bloody tooth fell out of his mouth.

Jing Xuan was taken aback when he smelled the bloody smell and immediately transformed back into a human form in the next second, with the hairball in one hand and the bloody tooth in the other, feeling a little at loss.

“What’s the matter?” The Silver Wolf’s cold voice came.

When he saw the bloody tooth, he immediately glared at the other person, “Did you hurt it?”

“No… No…” Jing Xuan said, “It was the one who bit my tail by itself.”

“Wasn’t it because you were teasing it with your tail?” He could guess what the stupid dinosaur did, “I’ll take it to the doctor!” Yan Yifan quickly hugged the hairball back and rushed towards the infirmary in a bad mood.

“…” Jing Xuan also followed behind them with a stinky expression on his face. He really didn’t mean it!

The two of them rushed to the infirmary nervously, scaring the doctor, “What’s the matter, who was injured?”

“This.” Yan Yifan carefully sent the hairball and the bloody tooth to the doctor, “Its mouth is injured. Could you please see if the situation is serious?”

The doctor got stuck for a moment, “…” But in the spirit of being a doctor, well, he will act as a veterinarian and take the student’s pet over for inspection.

“Ahh.” Qin Yuyang squatted on the table, opening his mouth in coordination.

“Um… Just a normal tooth replacement, you don’t have to worry about it.” The doctor also started to touch this cute little hairball, which is really fat, “Be more careful. Eat lighter food to avoid oral inflammation.”

“Okay. Hear that Sire 708? I will cancel your custody rights if you feed it meat again.” Yan Yifan said sternly.

“And who are you to decide that?” Jing Xuan crossed his arms and curled the corner of his mouth, “Feed it according to your meal plan, it will definitely become a dachshund.” Qin Yuyang imagined himself as a dachshund and suddenly shivered.

“Is it cold?” Yan Yifan picked him up and touched him, “I’ll take you back to sleep.”

Returning to his room, he can finally avoid that pesky pterosaur.

When the hairball fell asleep, Yan Yifan sat at the end of the bed in concentration, feeling the wind element in his body, seeking for a breakthrough in his cultivation.

Qin Yuyang, in his sleep, suddenly felt a tingling pain in his body. Something invaded his limbs, making him feel the pain of washing the bones and cleansing the marrow.

Because of the willpower brought by his soul, he was able to endure the pain without making a sound.

The pure element of wind rushed into his body like a stream of energy, filling his meridians, but it was a pity that he was unable to control these powerful forces.

If it was the original owner who was a bit dim-witted, the hairball would definitely wait for the torture to subside.

But Qin Yuyang was a strong-willed adult. When he is enduring the pain, he will think about how to deal with the endless pain.

When he consciously chased those light spots and electric currents, he had already completed the first step of martial arts training, which was gathering energy.

Only those who are able to gather aura in their body, can be recognized as having a talent for cultivation.

Generally, a person can only gather one of the ten auras, that is gold, wood, water, fire, earth, light, dark, wind, fog and ice. The first five are the most common, and the last five are relatively rare.

Yan Yifan has a wind attribute, it is known for speed and being sharp enough to cut, which makes it a very powerful attribute.

Jing Xuan has a fire attribute, as simple and rude as his personality, and is able to burn everything it touches when he cultivates it to the extreme.

Qin Yuyang absorbed Yan Yifan’s wind attributes, proving that he has a talent for wind attributed aura and that he is able to practice this aura in the future.

It’s just that he doesn’t know how difficult it is for a martial artist to cultivate the pure ten auras.

Thanks to Yan Yifan’s blessing, he didn’t need to cultivate by himself at all, he just needed to absorb the elements from other people’s hard work into his own body and it was done.

“…” After everything was over, the hairball sat in front of the mirror and looked at his furry body.

Although the hairball was still the fat hairball, Qin Yuyang knew that he was no longer an ordinary hairball.

There is power flowing inside his body and it was a bit hard to control it.

Just now Qin Yuyang used this force to jump onto a one-meter high platform. He couldn’t believe that the hairball that couldn’t even cross the threshold yesterday could be so awesome.

When he came to this world and saw so many powerful characters, Qin Yuyang didn’t even have any thoughts in his heart.

He still regarded himself as an ordinary earthling and didn’t want to soar into the sky.

But all of a sudden, Qin Yuyang found out that he could be great too, so his mind began to move.

He didn’t want to be raised as a pet for the rest of his life and Jin Luo, that scumbag who occupied the nest, was waiting for him to reap his head.

Thinking of this, the hairball quickly jumped off the platform without making a sound.

Yan Yifan opened the door and walked in the room, with his black hair slightly wet. He saw the hairball lying obediently on the bed looking warm, “The doctor said you shouldn’t take a bath too often. You should only take a bath once a week.”

“Woow.” Qin Yuyang shook his short paws and rubbed his nose with Yan Yifan’s fingers in pretense.

The plush control’s heart melted and because no one was watching, he immediately hugged and kissed the hairball a few times and buried his head in the hairball’s stomach.

“707! Time is up!” Jing Xuan came over and urged in the middle of the night, holding a ruby ribbon in his hand.

“With all due respect, that looks a lot like something a nouveau riche would have.” Yan Yifan untied the dark green ribbon on the hairball’s neck and couldn’t help but complain.

“Oh, you’re right, my family is a nouveau riche.” Jing Xuan smirked without shame, “Delvia’s richest man, do you need me to explain it to you? Noble young master?”

At this age, nobles may not necessarily be rich. The rich are not necessarily nobles.

Surrounded by water on three sides and rich in resources, Delvia is one of the most prosperous and wealthy cities on the mainland. It is known as the Pearl of the Sea.

The richest man in this city, his family’s wealth can indeed bring down the Yan family in seconds.

“No need, son of the richest man.” Yan Yifan quipped, in fact, quite surprised. Delvia was an influential territory, not only in economic aspects but military as well…

708 this guy, the responsibility he has to bear in the future is no less than his own.

He suddenly felt sympathy for him..

Forget it.

Let him be free for two years for the time being, it is also a kind of a last indulgence for the both of them.

TN:  For those who didn’t understand the end, it was Yan Yifan feeling sympathy towards Jing Xuan as the both of them will have huge responsibilities in the future, so he is willing to share Fat Lulu for 2 years, seeing as when the both of them graduate, they will have to take on their family responsibilities. Sharing Fat Lulu is like their last taste of freedom.

Both choices were dying lol

Qin Yuyang’s sarcastic thoughts. Not asking to cut a real head