Why Don’t You Coax Me?

Chapter 25- Status: Gift

Ran Shu held his mobile phone and watched the live broadcast for a while. The host then finally started to interview Suihou Yu, so Ran Shu dropped some special effects gifts.

It seemed that this motivated his other fans, so many accounts who saw this began to vote for gifts. In an instant, the live broadcast room became extremely lively.

Logically speaking, Suihou Yu should be far less popular than Hou Mo.

Hou Mo is good at both singles and doubles, especially since he has Grand Slam honors. His appearance is also good enough, and his personality is also endearing..

Meanwhile, Suihou Yu specialized in men’s doubles and did not participate in other sports, so his exposure was limited.

However, Suihou Yu’s popularity is still extremely high, mainly because he is very strong, and his appearance is too outstanding. His eyebrows and eyes are so delicate that no flaws can be picked out.

Moreover, Suihou Yu and Hou Mo have a lot of CP fans, and he often appears on camera with Hou Mo.

Not to mention the fact that Ran Shu always mentioned Suihou Yu, so Suihou Yu’s exposure also increased accordingly.

When it came to Suihou Yu’s interview, he also talked about his daily training and early experiences in general.

In the later stage, Ran Shu was also mentioned as expected. After all, many viewers who watched the live broadcast were more concerned about him.

Suihou Yu said in a very casual tone: “Ran Shu and I have known each other since we were very young. At that time, I would always enroll in many supplementary classes, and he would also learn dance, vocal music, and so on. We have known each other since then.”

“At that time, in the eyes of many people, I was not a normal child. I was irritating and uncontrollable. He was the only one who played with me. We were not allowed to play together in his house. He was locked up and not allowed to go out, so he would run away from home and come to me. 

The host sighed: “It’s really good to have such a good friend.” 

Suihou Yu laughed: “Of course. Although there are times wherein I want to kill him- 800 times with different reasons each time.”

The host seemed to be reminding him: “Ran Shu seems to be watching the live broadcast.” “

“He owes a beating whether he looks at it or not. “

[That’s right, I’m a fan of my uncle, and I want to mess with him too. ]

[Get him!]

[They are so sweet! Omfg!]

[Brother Yu, help us beat him!]

 The host asked again: “Since you learned to dance in the early stage, why did you become an athlete in the later stage? When in fact, you can also enter the entertainment industry.”

He shrugged. “Shouldn’t we recognize Ran Shu? He does have talent in that area, and he works hard. Of course, his luck also followed through because of his passion.”

“Luck?”

Suihou Yu nodded: “Yes. He failed his art test in first year. He then entered Communication University in the second year with the lowest score. There was only one winner in the school celebration lottery draw, and he was the one who won the prize. That is how he entered the entertainment circle.”

Hou Mo has been listening, and at this moment he interrupted: “Yes, chasing cats can make headlines, but who else can there be? Don’t talk about chasing cats when you can’t even chase bears. “

[Uncle’s talent show: Koi chasing cats. ]

[Hahahaha, things about Shushu are always funny. 】

The host seemed to be watching the barrage and said: “Let’s see what questions the fans want to ask, oh… Someone asked if Ran Shu is really conservative, is he single?”

Suihou Yu waved his hand: “Not conservative, quite capable of making trouble, and once had a lover.”

[He had been in love?! ]

[I thought my uncle was bragging, he was simply a template for single mothers and fetuses!]

 [Who is his past lover?]

 [He had only one, right? From many years ago?]

Suihou Yu could also see the barrage on the enlarged screen obliquely before him, and replied: “Yes, he only had one lover.”

[I can’t believe it. ]

[I thought uncle should be extreme as if he has thousands of lovers already.]

Suihou Yu looked at the screen and said, “It’s really only one, but they broke up and got back together more than 800 times.”

[Why is this happening?]

[What is going on?]

[Is Shushu a scumbag?]

Suihou Yu pointed to the screen and said, “You’re a fake fan at first glance. With Ran Shu’s character, would he lack a reason to break up?”

[That suddenly became reasonable.]

[Understood.]

[Friends wanted to beat him to death eight hundred times, and his ex broke up with him eight hundred times. Uncle’s daily life is so rich.]

[Uncle may be really unpopular when he is in a relationship. ]

[I can’t imagine what kind of purgatory it would be to fall in love with Shushu. ]

At this time, Ran Shu’s special effect gift swiped the screen again.

Suihou Yu looked at the screen and laughed: “He’s here to pay the hush money. That’s fine, let’s not talk about it.”

Ran Shu was relieved after watching Suihou Yu’s live broadcast.

He quickly sent a message to Suihou Yu: [Brother Yu, why are you talking about everything?!]

Brother Yu is as beautiful as a flower: [You told me, I asked you beforehand.]

RS: [You don’t need to mention the breakup, otherwise fans will think I’m a scumbag.]

Brother Yu is as beautiful as a flower: [Oh. By the way, I heard you reconciled?]

RS: [No, he didn’t mention it.]

After waiting for a while, Suihou Yu didn’t reply to his message.

He usually doesn’t quarrel with Suihou Yu, and if he doesn’t return, he won’t return. He goes to work on his own.

After a while, Sui Hou Yu returned to him: [ Alright, Hou Mo will clean it up. You should go to bed early.]

RS: [Well, okay.]

Ran Shu didn’t realize that there was something wrong here, but immersed himself in top talk, watching how the eldest nieces discussed him.

Then from time to time to refute a sentence, to clarify himself.

[I don’t think it’s a good thing to be uncle’s girlfriend.]

[According to his words, he will never lose whenever there are quarrels. He will make his girlfriend doubt his life, and maybe his girlfriend will have to coax him.]

[The gifts he gives on holidays may also be very straightforward, and he will pick on the gifts given by the other party that are not in line with his wishes.]

[The more I think about it, the more I feel that this kind of boyfriend is not ideal. No wonder they always break up.]

Ran Shu quickly tapped on the keyboard with his fingers and replied: [Falling in love with me is extremely blissful!]

What he didn’t expect was that the fans responded indifferently.

It’s Shukong, not Shukong: [For example?]

He looked at the screen and fell into a long silence.

Before, had he even made Sang Xian…happy?

He thought about it carefully. They had small fights every three days, a big fight every five days, and an average of two and a half breakups in a quarter, would Sang Xian feel happy?

As for quarreling…

Sang Xian doesn’t argue with him. Only when Ran Shu made too much noise, would Sang Xian get angry and fuck him hard.

After thinking about this, he instantly came to a realization.

No wonder Sang Xian didn’t mention reunion for a long time, because he was tired of him?

Falling in love with him does not seem to be a good thing.

He conducted a deep self-examination.

Then he made up his mind – he would never change. If Sang Xian dared to empathize with him, he would kill Sang Xian, no one should think about it.

No, he should let Sang Xian go, and then find ten or eight boyfriends. All of them are better than Sang Xian!

A few days later, Ran Shu was still brooding over that Weibo post, because he didn’t reply to the separate reply, which caused him to be ridiculed even more.

Ever since, he became the male artist with the least girlfriend fans in the entertainment industry.

He and his fans are family, there can be no romantic love.

Fans are not willing to fall in love with him, let alone Sang Xian.

Ran Shu was depressed for several days.

That night, Ran Shu took a photo of himself in the mosquito bag, edited it again, and sent it to Sang Xian.

RS: [Image]

RS: I was bitten by a mosquito, are you going to visit?

Sang Xian replied fairly quickly: [Can I tickle you when I arrive?]

RS: [You should lie down next to me so the mosquitoes would only bite you and not me.]

X: [You are treating the symptoms but not the root cause. Let me help you think of other ways.]

Ran Shu didn’t understand what Sang Xian meant at first until he received a courier a few days later.

After taking it apart, there was an electric mosquito coil lying quietly inside.

He looked at the relief of lilies on the electric mosquito coil, and he was a little puzzled. What is this gaudy decoration?

He didn’t understand until he plugged in the power.

After plugging in, the lilies flashed with colorful light, and the single looped: “Good luck comes to wish you good luck, good luck brings joy and love, good luck brings us good luck…”

The sound quality is also extremely poor.

Ran Shu stood quietly in front of the electric mosquito coil, looking at the colorful lights and listening to the festive music. He began to suspect that the mosquitoes were not killed by the mosquito coil but by the shaking of the lights and the noise of the music, they were distracted away from him.

He recorded a short video in front of the electric mosquito coil and asked Sang Xian: [Is this the way you came up with?]

X: Turn off the lights and have a look.

He raised his hand to turn off the light, except that the light of the electric mosquito coil was more brilliant, nothing else was different.

It wasn’t until he raised his head subconsciously that he realized that there was actually a projection screen on the ceiling.

He looked at the huge logo of Sangxian Company on the roof of the shed and followed the lights to change the colorful light.

Ran Shu: “…”

Very good, Sang Xian remembered his words, this LOGO is very big, very bright, and very flashy.

Ran Shu unplugged the electric mosquito coil and picked up the phone: “Sang Xian, is there something wrong with you? Have you seen this thing yourself? Do you think it looks good? Baidu’s search engine is enough to find you, I guess you have to use Sogou! Does this thing really treats the symptoms and the root cause,? If the mosquitoes aren’t gone, I will be gone. I will die from mosquito bites, so there will be no future troubles on your side, right? Though remember, I will be buried in the same grave as the mosquitoes, and we will never let you go even if we are ghosts. The mosquitoes and I are going to your dreams every day to kill you. “

He sent three 60-second-long voices to Sang Xian in a row with a growling tone.

After the roar, Ran Shu cleared his throat. He shouted so loudly that his throat felt a little uncomfortable.

It seemed that he still felt puzzled, so he took the mobile phone to record a short video of mosquito coils. 

In the video, there is a close-up of the electric mosquito coils, which is its usual state: “This is the warmth that the new boss of my management company gave me. He knew that there are many mosquitoes in the production team, so he gave this to me. It’s still nice to watch. Well, after all, a rich man’s taste can’t be expected. “

Then he plugged the mosquito coil in, the lights turned on, and the music played: “Look, isn’t it very colorful? This is such a beautiful blessing.”

Then he turned off the lights and shone on the projection on the roof: “I wish the boss a prosperous business.”

 After recording, he posted this on his Weibo account.

His account does need to charge some promotion fees for posting on Weibo. The fee is really expensive. Besides, this product is from his boss and is not for retail, so this should not pose a problem.

Sure enough, the comments were hilarious.

[Hahaha, this can be included in the collection of ex-boyfriend gifts, and it can be ranked among the best. ]

[I thought their new boss would be a very serious person, but I didn’t expect this… Hahaha. ]

[Are you sure you didn’t take the opportunity to advertise?]

[There is no trace of implantation at all!]

    After a while, Suihou Yu replied: [Can’t you dance on the spot when you see a mosquito?]

    Ran Shu replied to Suihou Yu: [Do you want it? I will give it to you.]

    Suihou Yu replied to Ran Shu: [Hou Mo is very interested.]

    Ran Shu replied to Suihou Yu: [Delete it and don’t give it to him!]