Why Don’t You Coax Me?

Chapter 26- Status: Black Silk

Ran Shu read the comments on Weibo with relish for a while, as if fans ridiculed this gift, and he would follow suit.

When he cut back, he found that Sang Xian had already replied to him, but the content had nothing to do with mosquito coils.

X: [picture]

X: [The little orange cat gave birth already. However, none of her offspring turned out to be with black and white pattern. The possibility of the cat’s genetic color is very high, so I asked the doctor to make a preliminary examination. The kittens are not from the cow-printed cat.]

Ran Shu’s previously agitated emotions hadn’t recovered yet, but after seeing the little milk cat, he instantly became milder.

It turns out that cats can also do paternity tests?

He typed quickly and asked: [The cow-printed cat is not their father? But I saw them outside my window that one.]

X: [I guess the little cow-printed cat forced the little orange cat. At that time, the orange cat had already been pregnant. She was really hungry, so she went to eat cat food outside your window. The little cow-printed cat took advantage of it, and the little orange cat compromised in order to protect its child.]

RS: [The little cow-printed cat is a bit too much…]

X: [The little cow may not know the orange cat’s situation, and it is in estrus, so it is by nature. But judging from the later performance, the little cow is not bad to the orange cat, and it has been accompanying and protecting it all the time, which can be regarded as making up for it, much better than the kittens’ own father.]

Looking at his phone, Ran Shu couldn’t help feeling that it was wonderful. It turned out that there was a love triangle between cats, and it was a sadomasochistic relationship.

 It was even worse than the relationship between him and Sang Xian.

He typed again and replied: [When can the kitten be picked up?]

X: [The little cow is ready to be picked up. The orange cat still has to take care of the kittens. She is not in good health yet. I plan to keep her in the hospital.]

RS: [Send me the cow-printed cat, and I will raise it.]

X: [It might fight Big Brother.]

RS: [So what?]

X: [I can raise the cow-printed cat and the orange cat. See if anyone can adopt these four kittens. If not, I will adopt them.]

He saved the photo Sang Xian sent, and then posted it to his circle of friends: [Does anyone want to adopt a couple of kittens? The requirements are: caring and rich. [Picture]]

Not long after posting, he received a message from Liu Xun: [Brother Ran, I have my eye on that pure white one.]

Ran Shu leaned against the head of the bed and replied: [Do you have time to raise a cat?]

Liu Xun: [I have money, hahaha.]

RS: [Are you sure? If you raise it, you have to be responsible for a lifetime.]

Liu Xun: [Is there anything you can’t be sure about?]

RS: [OK, it will take about four months to send it to you.]

Liu Xun: [Okay.]

RS: Then you should prepare the things the kitten needs first.]

Liu Xun: [Cat food, water dispenser, litter box, what else?]

Ran Shu was also a person who has experience raising a cat since Older Brother is in his house. Thus,  he sent Liu Xun a list of medicines that needed to be kept on hand and also instructed some precautions.

Unknowingly, the two chatted until very late at night.

Ran Shu yawned and was about to go to sleep, but just as he buried himself in the quilt, he saw a message from Sang Xian: [I’m home, I’m going to take a shower. Do I need to record?]

Ran Shu didn’t hesitate and directly sent the video request.

The other party connected soon after.

When the connection was made, Sang Xian was stroking the dog. In the video was Sang Xian’s big hand, followed by his voice: “It’s your mother, come, listen to your mother’s voice.”

“I’m still their uncle!” Ran Shu immediately protested.

Sang Xian took advantage of the situation and changed his address: “It’s your uncle, come, listen to your uncle’s voice.”

“If I am their uncle, what is your relationship with me?”

After asking this question, Ran Shu still had some expectations in his heart, thinking that Sang Xian might answer lovers, couples, and so on.

In this way, he can take the opportunity to say a few words and then get back together right away.

But then, no one could foresee that Ran Shu will reply like this: “I am your grandpa.”

“…” Ran Shu wanted to hang up the phone instantly.

Sang Xian really belongs to Ran Shu’s grandfathers.

Ran Shu doesn’t know how many years ago the Sang family and the Ran family were sworn brothers and started a business together.

Later, some times were broken, and the two families had no connection. It wasn’t until Ran Shu went to Sang Xian’s house that he discovered that the two families still had such a relationship.

Ran’s family was flourishing, and they gave birth to children when they had nothing to do, even illegitimate children. It was very chaotic, and Ran Shu didn’t know how many generations it had been in his life.

But the Sang family all married late and had children late, and the head of the families remained loyal as they did not want to make their wives suffer or miserable. Over time, Sang Xian ended up becoming Ran Shu’s grandparent for some reason, and Sang Xian became the single biography of the Sang family.

Ran Shu said silently in his heart: [Sang Xian, as long as you don’t be a dog for an hour a day, we wouldn’t have needed to break up for two years!]

Even if it is true, it shouldn’t be mentioned in this situation, right?

Ran Shu was so angry that his teeth itched.

“I do not want to look at you, you’re dark!” Ran Shu started to fight back.

“Am I dark?” Sang Xian raised his arm and looked at his own skin color.

He and Hou Mo are naturally incomparable. Hou Mo has cold white skin while Ran Shu has a pinkish-white skin tone.

Sang Xian is of normal skin color, not dark but tan enough.

Ran Shu simply shouted: “It’s black!”

Sang Xian finally understood: “Oh…you’re short.”

Ran Shu simply roared: “Sang Xian, you are going to die! Are you going to quarrel with me today?!”

“It’s not very useful. It doesn’t matter if it’s long or not, just relax.”

“Sang Xian! Are you fucking trying to piss me off?! Ah? You bastard, was it an accident that I broke up with you? It is no accident! It’s none of my business if you get mad at me whenever we break up. They keep saying that I have a bad temper, but how can I not whenever I meet you?”

“Okay, I was wrong. Don’t be angry, okay?” Sang Xian continued walking home with his mobile phone.

“You just finished offending me and you wanted me to calm down? The bastards in the wishing pool are not as whimsical as you.”

“It is not short. So, enough.”

“Is it enough for you to let me use it?”

“…” Sang Xian suddenly chuckled. Even if there is no answer, it seems that he had already given his answer.

Ran Shu was instantly out of breath.

Sang Xian was slightly taken aback when he saw Ran Shu hang up the video call.

According to Sang Xian’s experience, if he dialed back immediately, Ran Shu would definitely not answer.

But if he doesn’t dial, Ran Shu will become angrier.

So Sang Xian sat on the sofa and gave Ran Shu a red envelope and edited the title.

X: [I was wrong]

X: [Don’t be angry]

X: [I’ll give you a gift]

X: [May require your cooperation]

X: [Go through some formalities]

I like you very much [heart]: [What?]

I like you very much [heart]: [Why, you want to immigrate with me?]