Your Teacher I, am Hella Rich

Chapter 30

Chapter 30 - Brain Completely Damaged

Ji Xiaoli did not know what was on his mind when he made that demand.

Is it possible that he had been longing for YueJian ChunHe for the longest time? That doesn’t sound right. The one he liked was his disciple.

Ji Xiaoli pondered on it for a while before coming to a conclusion. Every Huashan had a god-like being they held close to their heart. And that someone’s name is YueJian ChunHe.

Ji Xiaoli initially started to play as a Huashan to cut down YueJian ChunHe with his own hands. However, he gradually began to fall in love with this sect after playing for a while. The disciples of Mount Huashan are handsome. One sword to bring balance to the world. Among the many disciples of Mount Huashan, the most outstanding one was undoubtedly the pride of all Huashan’s—YueJian ChunHe.

But even so, Ji Xiaoli thought he had a brain problem to have said something so inexplicable.

He was about to type ‘I’m kidding’ when Ruan Fenghe replied.

【Ok.】

Ji Xiaoli: “???”

What?!

【Account: 158XXXXXXXX, Password: rfh910307】

As if immersed in hot water, Ji Xiaoli dazedly booted up the game then logged into YueJian ChunHe’s account. Because his own account was also Huashan, after he entered the game, neither Lao Wan nor Pigeon noticed that he was on YueJian ChunHe’s account.

Pigeon teased, “Salute, you’re that fond of this game that you’re playing now?”

Ji Xiaoli vaguely stammered succinctly. Seeing that Pigeon no longer spoke, he cautiously opened Boss Yue’s warehouse.

When Pigeon had led the guild members to YueJian ChunHe’s warehouse earlier in the afternoon, Ji Xiaoli had not been around as he was being teased by Boss Yue. Now that he finally had a chance to see for himself, he swallowed, prepared himself, and tabbed open his warehouse.

And then he, “!!!”

What the ever-loving fuck?!?!?!

Ji Xiaoli was blinded by equipment of the highest grade, the best skills, and the finest cheats inside YueJian ChunHe’s warehouse.

A purple skill from here could sell for thousands. To think Boss Yue had hundreds of them just haphazardly tossed inside. Hundreds of precious gold equipment were stacked on the shelves in piles. Not to mention all kinds of rare materials, gold-ranked cheats…

Boss Yue couldn’t possibly be able to use up all these things by himself.

So, he just left it all here.

He just…

Left it all here.

Ji Xiaoli: “….”

Ji Xiaoli couldn’t help but take a screenshot and sent it through WeChat.

【Roasted Psyduck: To think you have that many Rainbow Stones. How could you not have shared some with me!!! [Image]】

【My Sand Sculpture Disciple: That makes sense.】

【Roasted Psyduck: What?】

【My Sand Sculpture Disciple: I’ll give some to you tomorrow.】

Ji Xiaoli was confused.

What do you mean by ‘give some to you’?

Give what?

What?

Ji Xiaoli took screenshots of the game and posted them to WeChat to express pain at YueJian ChunHe’s wasteful behavior.

【Our sect has never produced scum like you before!!!】

【You do now.】

【？】

【Me.】

Ji Xiaoli: “…”

He was stunned by his disciple’s shamelessness.

Ji Xiaoli wanted to call him out for his brazenness, but his lips tugged into a wide grin instead. Lao Wan inadvertently glanced into his rearview mirror as he drove and whispered to Pigeon, “Doesn’t Salute look like he’s fallen in love?”

Pigeon also snuck a peak and nodded. “Yeah!”

“I wonder which girl he has his eyes on. You think she was at the party today?”

Pigeon gaped, “But if Salute falls in love, wouldn’t ChunHe be cuckolded? Hahaha, he’s still Salute’s ‘wife’ no matter how you look at it.”

Lao Wan flashed her a sleazy smile. “Interesting. Hurry and two-time ChunHe, so we get to watch a good show. Hehehe.”

An hour later, Lao Wan personally sent Ji Xiaoli to his doorstep. Originally, Ji Xiaoli kept insisting for Lao Wan to drop him off at the intersection, and he would hail a taxi to go home. However, Lao Wan responded that he wasn’t leaving a ‘kid’ to go home on his own. “It’s okay. It’s not that far anyway.” And with that, he was driven home.

It completely slipped Ji Xiaoli’s mind that he said ‘Why should I tell you?’ as he updated Ruan Fenghe on his status:【I just got home. I’ll talk to you later.】

Ruan Fenghe smiled as he read his message:【Ok.】

Ji Xiaoli had planned to whizz through the door, but the moment he passed the threshold, Mrs. Ji caught him.

“You’re home, Xiaoli? Just in time. Auntie Li prepared wolfberry silkie chicken soup. Drink it while it’s still hot. Look how thin you are. You need to take care of yourself!”

Ji Xiaoli wanted to refuse as he had eaten quite a bit today. However, the tantalizing aroma had him voluntarily sitting at the table.

After finishing the soup, Ji Xiaoli opened WeChat.

【Roasted Psyduck: Are you asleep, disciple?】

The other party replied seconds later:【You’re not calling me Boss Yue anymore?】

Ji Xiaoli reasoned:【Are you my disciple?】

【Yes.】

【Then, who cares?】

Ruan Fenghe did not reply as Ji Xiaoli logged onto the game again. He intended to ride Boss Yue’s steed from the West Lake to Qinhuai River and from Qinhuai River to the Great Wall to experience what it’s like to be the boss of all bosses. However, just as he got online, he saw his screen suddenly go black. A tombstone stood where he had originally been standing.

【System】You have been slain by Player “Anipop Player” in Hangzhou West Lake.

Ji Xiaoli: “…”

The Xueyi Inn slasher who managed to kill Ji Xiaoli was dumbfounded as he typed in the Current channel.

【Current】Anipop Player: I actually…killed Boss Yue?

【Current】Anipop Player: Aaaah, I just picked up a random assassination mission and hadn’t noticed the target was Boss Yue. I ran over to find Boss Yue. Who would’ve thought that he was AFK. So, I just…killed him???

【Current】Anipop Player: I’ve reached the peak!

There were not many players by the West Lake. As soon YueJian ChunHe died, a tombstone was erected in fresh soil. A bunch of players then broadcasted the news of his death to the World chat. What’s more, they even sent out a Megaphone!

【Megaphone】Frosted Wintersweet: Hangzhou West Lake! Hangzhou West Lake! Boss Yue actually died at West Lake! West Lake Line 8, coordinates: (316, 243)! Come and see for yourself. Boss Yue’s corpse has not yet disappeared. His tombstone is still warm. Don’t miss the chance to visit Boss Yue’s remains!

Ji Xiaoli: “…”

Is this how they’re paying their fucking respects?!

Within a minute, Hangzhou West Lake teemed with players that were here for the ride.

Ji Xiaoli was gobsmacked as players continuously stomped on his face. They huddled around YueJian ChunHe’s grave as they chatted.

【You’re blocking Boss Yue’s tombstone. I can’t click on it.】

【Get out of the way. I want to leave a message on Boss Yue’s tombstone!】

【Us Huashan disciples have traveled thus far to observe a moment of silence for our Huashan da shixiong.】

Ji Xiaoli: “…”

What kind of sand sculpture players are these?!

Ji Xiaoli indignantly chose to resurrect and left the tombstone. But despite his absence, the gravestone remained. It would be half an hour before it would disappear. The players had never seen any of the bosses tombstones before this moment, especially one belonging to YueJian ChunHe. There was an endless stream of players who wanted to come over to observe it, and the West Lake was blocked to the point that they could no longer get in.

Ji Xiaoli felt so humiliated that he rushed away.

That was when his mailbox lit up.

【PM】Anipop Player: Boss…Boss Yue, I didn’t mean to do it. I really had just accepted a mission at random. I’m innocent. I beg you to not kill me!

You? Innocent? You’re the culprit!

Despite having thought that way, Ji Xiaoli replied in a dignified manner, appearing cold and aloof.

【PM】YueJian ChunHe: It’s fine.

【PM】Anipop Player: Many thanks, Boss Yue! Boss Yue will unify the world and dominate it for ages to come!

Ji Xiaoli: “…”

It sure isn’t easy to be a boss. My disciple has it hard!

Ji Xiaoli was about to log off to destroy the evidence. It was not him who was killed. It was YueJian ChunHe. The one who was surrounded by other players watching over his tombstone was also not him. It’s YueJian ChunHe! However, before he could get off the account, he accidentally clicked on his friend list.

“Huh?”

There were three categories to it.

『Brain a bit damaged』

『Brain very damaged』

『Brain completely damaged』

The first category had the largest number of people. Ji Xiaoli clicked in and found Meat Bun, Jie Se, Pigeon, and a few others.

The second category.

Jade Starship was here.

There was only one person in the third category.

Ji Xiaoli tabbed in.

“…”

【Roasted Psyduck: Explain yourself, you traitor!!!】